My Favpurite Kind Of Bowuigi Fanart Is "Mario You're Homophobic??" "No?? That's Fucking BOWSER"

ponders them...

Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:

All the torso animated studies.

Where have you buried all the children?

totally not based on something I said to my 'friends' during a round of mario karts

Jake is the funniest fucking character in the Warrior Cats series,

Like, think about it. He fucked Tallstar, he fucked Firestars mom, he fucked Scourges mom, AND he fucked Tigerstars dad.

Now think about it from Tigerstars perspective. So, not only is Jake the reason why Tallstar became who he is, and thus refused to join Tigerstar, but Jake ALSO fathered that one ginger fucker who keeps fucking every single plan of Tigerstars up, but he ALSO fathered the emo bastard who then KILLED him, BUT HE ALSO FUCKED TIGERSTARS DAD AND CONVINCED HIM TO LEAVE HIM FOR THE KITTYPET LIFE.

Tigerstar is just seething and writhing in anger and Jake looks at him from Kittypet heaven like this

I adore that moment when you’re walking and suddenly you just have ideas.  You know how to fix that plot hole. You know how that final battle is gonna play out. You come up with the most perfect line of dialogue. You find a way to link point a to point b. You have fine details to enhance everything.

That moment of sheer inspiration, that absolute spark of brain magic, is simply phenomenal. 

I found a post that describes my friends when they try to talk to me about something serious 😹

we need to discuss something

FNAF and Scream are forever intertwined