Hi 

Not all heroes wear capes

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

may your 2022 be dark academic and homoerotic

matt, jumping through foggy’s apartment window, landing in a bloody heap on top of the broken glass: honey, i’m home

My friend's older sister is going to buy me a pride pin bc I'm not out to my family and I love her so much

I bring you an AU where Gregory, The Puppet, and the Music Men all work together to defeat Afton and put an end to the murders in Fazbear Entertainment. Enjoy!

 Puppet design by @doyoubelieveinwhateverr​ It was funky and I wanted it used!! Also the script is a parody of “They’ll Regret that Too” from Halo 2

Reasons why crimp didn't go to jail for being an accomplice

The Wolverine