The Intimacy Of “How Did You Know That?”

Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

why does this give amanda vibes (smosh)

jessie doesn’t understand meme culture

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crying at midnight bc of this old comic from @/kianamaiart

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If Julia goes back on her implicit agreement to let the Drawtectives keep Porcino I will riot. He's part of the team now.

get you a friend who draws you bubbline fanart when you're feeling stressed

i'm glad i discovered tumblr because here i can give a full fleshed out breakdown of my thoughts.

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Brb crying bc of the fictional found family in my phone

I love them so much, I'm so happy

Why is it always about Orpheus turning back foolishly and never about Eurydice following him out of the Underworld, likely knowing she was doomed. That Orpheus went all this way, singing the story of their love, hopeful that he will return her to the surface and finally build their life together— but they will not. She knows her Orpheus will turn back. And yet she still follows him, all the way to the top, because the simple pleasure of seeing his back again is enough for her. Isn’t that a foolish thing to do for love?

Someone gifted my mom a small pot with three succulents. She absolutely loved it, and brought it home to put it by the window.

They were very pretty, but there was a particular one that everyone in the house liked and no one had seen before.

Sadly, after a couple of months, said specific succulent started losing the leaves it had and even lost a branch. All due to an excessive watering since my mom, with her best effort and love, has been watering every two days.

So I took care of the pot, changed the soil, put it where it could get direct sun, etc. But despite my best efforts, the weird succulent we all loved was decaying dramatically.

I didn't know its name and after asking people around without an answer, I managed to identify it with google lens. So I went full investigation mode to save the weird and beautiful succulent.

Turns out it is native to south Africa and it's very uncommon. Needs sand instead of soil, many ours of direct sunlight yada yada

I'm reaching the last part of the article where, AND ONLY AT THE END, warns it a highly TOXIC.

Not only when consuming it, but also by touching it!!

I go to my dad with the news as "This is not advised for homes with small children and pets for it highly toxic and must be manipulated with gloves! Can you imagine, I even touched it already!"

My dad then reveals that he also touched it. So we went to tell my mom, who had ALSO TOUCHED IT ALREADY.

I'm really sorry for Mr. Senecio but i won't make any more efforts to save it