@miabrown007 Ma’am I Owe You My Life

Oh shoot I don’t know if it’s worth it anymore tbh. My wife might just stay in a coma now. I’m just not ready for that level of commitment or sacrifice

So if someone used the Ladybug & Cat Miraculous to mix spaghetti and sauce, do you think that would mean someone else's spaghetti would spontaniously separate into plain noodles and sauce?

Okay real talk I don't know anything about the lore behind using the ladybug and cat miraculouses together. But this IS very funny, so I'm going to say yes. Absolutely.

(adrien, stealing both miraculouses back from his dad): no, you know what? fuck you. *unsauces your noodles*

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

The fact that I’m seeing this reblogged on @great-akuma-ideas implies that Adrien gets akumatized over this and I am HERE for it

Plagg: Adrien and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Adrien: We what.

My leveled-up Ladybug! I worked really hard on her!

*whispering* so uh you know how the tears of Ra, the Egyptian sun god, would turn into bees when they hit the ground?

Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea

my biggest problem with luka is that every time he plays his electric guitar, there is no amp in sight. it’s not plugged into anything and it still makes noise. 

i cannot stress enough how much electric guitars do not make an electric guitar sound when they’re not plugged in. this implies that either:

1. luka just makes guitar noises with his mouth when he strums and everyone is too polite to say anything, or

2. luka’s guitar is actually battery-powered and this whole time he’s been rocking one of these bad boys

@adrienscroissantx

yuor trans………………..thatsso cool………..

Me? In LOVE with these two idiots? Sir, ma’am, or neuter, I could NEVER—

*sees fanfic of them*

*now crying* live without them, my sweet babies!!1!

How could you hide this in the tags, OP

bruce calling up clark in the middle of the night: listen bruv, if you had the chance would you date me?

clark: yeah ofcourse dude 100%

bruce: thanks, bro, i'll pick you up at 7