Applying For Jobs Is A Hell Designed Specifically To Torment Autistic People. Here Is A Well-paying Task

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

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briarisaac

1 year ago

Can I kiss you? 🖤💜 oh, I love them so much

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briarisaac

2 months ago

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

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briarisaac

1 year ago

that sick day stream reminded me that I always wanted to make FCG human AU, so.

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briarisaac

2 years ago

I was drawing Orym and then he demanded flowers. No, of course he didn’t demand; he stood there quietly looking wistful until I gave him some. Here ya go, sweetie. <3 Love my art and want to absolutely make my day? Check out my Patreon and give me some support! I've got Orym, cookies, and videos. *hugs*

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briarisaac

2 years ago

[ID: A digital illustration of Vax'ildan from Critical Role. Vax is emerging from a pool of blood, his hair swirling on the surface. He is looking straight ahead with a grim expression, drenched in blood. End description.]

Speak with the Matron

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briarisaac

2 years ago

#FUCK YES

I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

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briarisaac

2 years ago

bro would if we were the moral compasses of our group and we kissed...(and we're both tanks)?

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briarisaac

2 months ago

Long time no post because of semester end but here’s a commission I did a few months back for a Fic @blorbologist is writing

I’ve read bits and pieces and it’s sort of a Percy/vex age of arcanum AU, so if that seems interesting maybe go check it out

This was very fun to work on :D

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51394138/chapters/129872569

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briarisaac

1 year ago

Welcome back, Blue Boy!

Yes, everyone else has already done one, but I'll throw one more on the pile before I vanish into exam-marking (while being sick) again. And DAYUM! Why oh why didn't I look up "sheer shirt" when Robbie said it instead of now after the pic is done?

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briarisaac

2 years ago

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym and Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. They're sat next to one another, Orym on the left and Ashton on the right. Orym looks over to the left, smiling brightly and looking friendly. Ashton looks in a similar direction, glowering with their arms crossed in front of them. End description.]

Their contrasting vibes are so fun <3

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