Hey Followers. Have You Ever Wanted To Know How It Feels To Be Inside A Bag Of Cornflakes

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Wait just realized movie Abe doesn't have a polish accent ?????

i say ‘anyway’ and ‘so like’ to start sentences the entire day as if i were havin the same conversation even though i am speaking to totally different people and the truth is i am having one conversation it is just a constant dialogue with me and the universe and whatever victims it offers me

Re-reading the entire Mphfpc series because the new book comes out soon, I have realized one thing that should have been super clear:

All of Miss P's Kids need therapy

Sometimes i forget Bad is an artist

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun