HOLY SHIT MOTHERRRRRRRE IS MOTHERUNNGG LITHERIA LOOKS SO GORGEOUS IN THIS NEW CHAPTER AAAAAHHHHHHHFJFJEONDKEBODNWKSNFKNELFBKGNEPFNKFNC

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

Hey derelict fandom. Where the hell are you? Are you hiding from me? Is this a scam?? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PLEASE LET ME IN WHERE ARE YOU

I GOT A MENTION!!!!!!!!!!?

tag that moot that makes life feel sm better and good after remembering the negative things in life

@the--last-great-american-dynasty @effervescent-sapphic @sykatz

@gorgeusreputation16 @newtssecretsibling

Fuck he's perfect

OH NY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT'S WHQT SHE PROBABLY MEANT CECLIABDJDHKSBDHBDBDBDB I'm too dumb for this podcast

“I have a complicated immigration status” is the funniest way you could summarize actually being from an alternate universe.

you quit your dangerous espionage brain surgery procedure. you go out to eat. you run into your boss. she disrespects your dead-not-dead wife. it pisses you off so much you resume your dangerous espionage brain surgery procedure. the first thing you remember is fucking your boss. the second thing you remember is hallucinating your dead-not-dead wife while fucking your boss. your sister interrupts you to tell you about the woman who only existed to get pregnant she had a crush on. you have a stroke and die. rip mark scout king you were having a hell of a day

H...art...sune miku....

Suddenly have to drive 8+ hours last minute guess I'm listening to derelict now... The TMAGP hiatus is already getting to me

this is part 1 [part 2] Happy TMAnniversary haha the song is  A Complete List of Fears Ages 5-28 (Aprox) by The Yellow Dress I really love this podcast so so much. I just finished it like a month ago and it still lives in my brain so i just had to do a little tribute

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3