Technoblade's Apology Was Literally Just: "I'm Very Sorry That Happened To You. I Was A Coward... But

Technoblade's apology was literally just: "I'm very sorry that happened to you. I was a coward... but you can't really blame me for being a coward! You see, I only have one life, and my allies (who also had only one life each and much worse gear than I did) didn't step in to help me! I couldn't blow my cover by refusing to kill you at a festival I was invited to, but they should have blown their cover by revealing their presence in a place that was kill-on-sight for them. Oh, and by the way, you're totally based and I would never hold a grudge against you for trying to kill me too, never ever. So we're even now :)"

i expected nothing less of a man who has never once taken responsibility for his actions in his whole life and im still disappointed

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When I die, I don't want to be visited on the day I die. the day I die is just some random date that my body went "sure" at when it spun the wheel of death/life. visit me on my birthday when I choose to sleep in during labor. and don't give me presents, I want to be brought a single flower. one flower that is your current favorite and tell me why it's you favorite. if it changes next year, I want to hear about that flower to. I want to get to know the people who visit instead of mourn.

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Sound Hints

Thick to thin wire, Spiraling along the neck. Echoing the soul.


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3 years ago

I think the best thing I've heard of in the entirety of quackity's vod is him saying, "BRING BACK THE FRIDGE!!"

Best. Quote. Ever.


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3 years ago

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@WolfyTheWitch, You Are An Amazing Content Creator And Always Keep My Spirits Up. Even Though I Don't

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3 years ago

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2 years ago

Adults are just glorified tennagers in disguise


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3 years ago
Surfing The Void! 

surfing the void! 

a sort of sequel to this old drawing :>

1 year ago

The absolute nerve. 

2 years ago

please tell me I'm not the only one who heard his adorable voice screaming this out

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2 years ago

I'm thinking a lot about mythmaking and Technoblade, because that feels very appropriate, I feel like he would enjoy living on as a legend through all these little stories.

So yes, he visited Wilbur in a dream to call him a loser. Yes, he visited Sophie in a dream to call her cringe. Yes, he jumpscared Michael for criticising the "elbow reveal" joke. Yes, he painted the sky pink wherever that happened. Yes, he appeared as a pig shaped cloud in the sky. If you make a potato farm, he'll be there in spirit to criticise its efficiency. If you call for him during a match, he might send you his energy (if he likes you). If you get the spaceship option in Guess the Build, you'd better pick that or he'll come for you. All of these little moments are really him, because he is a larger than life figure. A true folk hero.

And yes, when you hear thunder, that might be Techno taking on the kingdom of God. (Call it proactive atheism.)

It's all ridiculous but that's as it should be to be honest. He was a ridiculous guy.

And I feel more comfortable with this kind of thing than I do with thinking too hard about Alex (I feel weird even calling him that) and the very personal tragedy of his passing. It's true that he and his family and friends shared some of that with us, but it's not really ours I think. But the legend of Technoblade is.

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