I'm Begging You Guys To Start Pirating Shit From Streaming Platforms. There Are So Many Websites Where

"how to be spiderman"

bro thinks its goolge😭

good thing i don’t have that problem

after lots of research and googling, I’ve determined that the cause of my symptoms are that I have a brain

i can't stay humble i'm sorry

you all see my vision right

honestly i need her carnally.

real. making a creature collector -- one that is actually quite similar to Pokémon -- in Turbowarp of all engines, and while the merits of an innate understanding of what i'm working with is nice, i have no idea how i'm going to make the collection aspect work with that local storage extensions; at bare minimum one creature has six individual parameters to decode and pack into the boxes on boot. rinse and repeat 30 times, and repeat that for however many storage boxes end up allowed and just... ough

a lot of what stifles me with web game dev is the urge to keep the save files small. i keep it very conservative to make sure the player doesn't bump into browser storage issues and i also like that you can just copypaste your save anywhere as a plain text string! however if i want to do anything complex then that becomes the bottleneck. at some point i'll get back into Godot and make the most gratuitously intricate simulation game i can come up with. parasitizing people's hard drives to incubate enormous procedural map files

character design dump time

(image was done with picrew, credit in image below Absol)

also, obligatory

not to brag or anything but

did it again -- fully maxed Lumineon is actually terrifying

it’s concerningly specific and that’s what makes it work

"Go to hell" is basic. "I hope content farm channels take a hold of the characters from your favourite franchise and produce the most horrid youtube kids elsagate content with them" is smart. Its possible. Its terrifying.