-Don’t Forget Grace Chasity Considers Presbyterians Worse Than Atheists In Her Fundamentalist Religious

-Don’t forget Grace Chasity Considers Presbyterians worse than Atheists in her fundamentalist religious opinion.

random things about characters we've learned from the hatchetfield tarot cards thus far:

-becky is confirmed to be the warrior of light

-wilbur sold his soul to wiggly

-homeless man would rather eat rats than mcdonalds

-max sees it as his duty to protect hot girls by beating up nerds

-lex has been to juvie for lighting a bus on fire

-lex once identified a picture of stalin as super mario and thinks napoleon is an ice cream flavor

-pete drops toenail clippings behind the couch...? joey proudly said he does the same thing

More Posts from Blossomingtortoise2 and Others

1 month ago

Hail Cthulhu, Sorry I mean Wiggly.

“Well, He’s Deep Down In Drowsy Town, Sleepin’ The Dreamless Sleep Of The Dead!”

“Well, he’s deep down in Drowsy Town, sleepin’ the dreamless sleep of the dead!”

3 months ago

🎮1️⃣So things look bad and your backs against the wall. Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless. You’re feeling filthy as your MacBook Pro hard drive. Can’t face the world Nonchill and Squipless. You lost your way,you think your life is wrecked. Well let me just say you’re correct. 🎮2️⃣Wait What.

🎮1️⃣You’re a Loser,Baby, a loser goddamn baby you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. But we’re both losers so that’s fine. A geek, and whatever, Trauma bonding never,you’re a loser just like me. 🎮2️⃣Is this supposed to make me feel better.

🎮1️⃣No you literally abandoned me after taking a grey oblong pill.

🎮2️⃣But it’s from Japan!!

🎮1️⃣Who Cares!

🎮2️⃣I paid 400 Dollars, for a psychopathic freak

🎮1️⃣And you think that makes you Unique?(Points to Rich Goranski)

🔥💊Hey!

🎮1️⃣Were both loser’s baby, were losers it’s okay to be a-

🎮2️⃣Pill Addicted Horny Heere

🎮1️⃣Hey that’s fine by me. I got an appetite for what’s retro.

🎮2️⃣And 20 times in the book I insisted I was hetro.(Out of song:The book makes Jeremy Being Bi way too obvious)

Last Updated 3/6/2025 and near the ending. I’ll do More Later but for now I’m Getting Ready for a Jeremy Version Of Poison about the Squip(Yeah I know gaslighting and SA are different but it fits lyrics wise I might do addict instead for using Drugs instead of SA)(Also might do more musical Hazbin hotel parodies)

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1 month ago

this comic is amazing. Add Jeremy Calling Sony for a Warranty Policy on the harm and its full trauma mode.(Sony is bad at warranties and makes Squips in the book and graphic novel.)

Bmc Angst What Is This 2017? Second Comic Batch- There Are Some Side Effects Of Getting Squipped Jeremy
Bmc Angst What Is This 2017? Second Comic Batch- There Are Some Side Effects Of Getting Squipped Jeremy
Bmc Angst What Is This 2017? Second Comic Batch- There Are Some Side Effects Of Getting Squipped Jeremy
Bmc Angst What Is This 2017? Second Comic Batch- There Are Some Side Effects Of Getting Squipped Jeremy

bmc angst what is this 2017? second comic batch- there are some side effects of getting squipped Jeremy fails to mention

1 month ago

Mellachu! We need Jeremeevee and Christifairy, Richmander,Jaketle,and more!(Yes it’s A Gen 1 Pokemon Au if it wasn’t I’d make Michael a Rotom(I’ll draw it for art class and post it here). Also this is adorable!!

A Fellow Prompted By One Of My Friend's Ideas

A fellow prompted by one of my friend's ideas

3 weeks ago

Revenge For Doof!

Art Of Poseidon By Neil The Illustrator Seriously Guys Go Check Out Their YouTube Channel
Art Of Poseidon By Neil The Illustrator Seriously Guys Go Check Out Their YouTube Channel

Art of Poseidon by Neil the Illustrator seriously guys go check out their YouTube channel

1 month ago

Someone mixed the book I read for school and the musical I saw just before school started again! Yay!! Also @wonderfulworldofdarklords just liked it and they’re why I went to Hadestown in the first place.(A Charity for Autism Helped me go to a Performance with Dimmed Lights and Other things to help with Sensitivites of Neurodivergent People.)

A grey-scale sketch of the Crying Woman with the Crucifix sobbing cartoonishly and reaching for Jonathan Harker as he walks away, distracted by a butterfly on his finger. Text around the woman's figure reads, in all caps "No, little English Herr! Don't go into Count Dracula's Castle!"

It's an old tale from way back when/ And we're gonna sing it again and again...

3 weeks ago

Thanks so Much. Can’t wait for the listeners choice Episode in September.

Amazing News

@wonderfulworldofdarklords just followed me, one of my favorite podcasts!!!! Their Conversion of Disney Movies to Ravenloft Domains of Dread Have Inspired so many of my posts. Thank you So much Tom or Rachel Kolar. I work so much on mutants and masterminds and DnD stuff and the fact that their DnD stuff recognized me makes me so happy.(I was hyperactive all morning from joy.)

8 months ago

I knew that but I’m still really Happy about seeing that it was finally answered!!!My birthday was last Monday but I couldn’t ask due to time constraints and the previous year I didn’t get an answer. But this is pure bliss.Also I’m changing my profile pic to the librarian now.

For the last two years I’ve been trying to invoke birthday trivia. So please say something about the Phyrexians or Unglued 2,hopefully a combination of both.

Phyrexian Librarian was originally designed for Unglued 2. The art was so good, I ended up putting it in Unhinged.

Happy Birthday!

For The Last Two Years I’ve Been Trying To Invoke Birthday Trivia. So Please Say Something About The

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1 month ago

I agree with the Little Bastard. Ted Spankoffski is Adorable. By Adorable I mean Come On He Did weird shit during TGWLDM and is Literally The Glenn Quagmire of Musicals.

(None Of Them Are Sane They Are All Hypocrites)

(None of them are sane they are all hypocrites)

This is silly but wouldn't leave my brain so now I have to curse you all with it too :)

1 month ago

This is not niche this is every theatre kid who watched descendants.

here, have a super niche meme

Here, Have A Super Niche Meme
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The Mischapocalypse is Over He has been Appeased.This is just my highlights. Credit To Kev Walker for theProfile pic art and mark rose water for the trivia and card effect since he's the Un rules manager.As well credit toSiimon Dominic For The Amazing Blossoming tortoise and the Magic design team for the effect.Blossoming Tortoise 28BBGGLegendary Creature:Phyrexian Turtle HorrorAffinity For BeeblesFlying,Trample,Protection From Eldrazi,Nonbasic Islandwalk,Banding,PhasingAt the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Blossoming Tortoise 2.As Blossoming. tortoise 2 enters name a card. If someone says the cards name or names a card in play or on the stack they get a poison counter. Whenever Blossoming Tortoise2 enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.Land creatures you control get +1/+1.9/9

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