When You’re A Gay Lion And You Accidentally Tried To Introduce Your Lesbian Lioness Friend To One Of

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

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like i hate how i was born in a cringe fail society where i have to work at poverty wages to put money into a greedy landlord’s pockets and pay stupid bills but in order to find work, i have to go thru multiple hoops just to find work. and it’s made difficult on purpose. like you’re telling me i can’t work this position because you guys are too lazy to accommodate my disabilities??? like i got fired from fucking home depot because they said they couldn’t accommodate my disabilities (i have terrible chronic pain from getting hit by a car last year) because they wanted to be fair to everyone and that it was a warehouse environment (i was a cashier ffs) but had a lady with a cane working at self checkout.

i’ll admit i get fired from my jobs a lot because i’m mentally ill and i do have behavioral issues. i think i’m blacklisted from many companies because i have "bad behavior" so it’s like. difficult for me to even find work in the first place. and of course many of the situations where i showed such behavior is because some asskisser would tattle on me about the dumbest shit or even lie on me. it’s not like i was an insubordinate coworker, i work very hard. or at least i try to but somehow it’s not enough. it’s like i have to be the managers right wing whore or i’m a bad associate. i’m tired of this cycle, i legit want to kms