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Carol:
Me:
Beautiful.
you have thanos on the receiving end of a Bullying PSA
you have thanos in a choppa choppa they called “thanos copter” cause why Not
you have thanos being a Fucking Klutz and spiderman saying the dumbest shit
in the end, the bullied kid defeats his bully as this comic is a fucking pop music video apparently (where was this fucking kid in infinity war)
and Thanos gets arrested by the new york city police department i’m-
this comic reads like a high tier shitpost and im Living for it
/Oh/
You are so fucking prtety i cant bREATHE
mfw i take a pic
Hella.
I think my cat has a sound kink.
bro im celebrating rn
remember milk and honey? that fic i havent updated since 27th of september 2018? heres the new chapter sorry for the wait im just trash like that lfmamfao
rhodey: hey pass me my toolbox
tony: why is it so light
tony: *opens toolbox*
toolbox: *empty except for a newspaper clipping of howard starks face*
tony: nice
The pig looks like some sort of BDSM torture.
bironman = hot take of the century
Tony Stark is Bisexual and there’s nothing yoy can do about it
• Doctor Strange is back on Earth and back in the Sanctum Sanctorum! • But a villain from his past is back, threatening Greenwich Village and the Sanctum in a way Strange has never been threatened before. • Only one more issue until #400, and Mark Waid and Jesús Saiz are setting the dominoes up for a huge 400th issue celebration.
That outfit.
God’s real name is Klaus and he’s a mess
Ben: Do you think there’s a God?
Klaus: Well, somebody’s out to get me.
I step in water with socks on. I am not bothered.
Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.
This version is much better.
Hidden inside every Skyscraper is a continuous waterfall of human excrement falling down to the sewers below.
aaaa Beautiful I love the porcelain peacock, my mom has a cup just like it but with a woman instead :D
russian pokemon..
Tony: *pressed against the wall by Starlord* Quill, what are you doing?
Quill: Call me Peter.
Peter Parker: *hanging from the ceiling* I’M PETER!
Quill: Ok then, call me your boyfriend
Stephen Strange: *materialising out of thin air between Stark and Quill* I’M BOYFRIEND
In morse code, “K” = “-.-“, maintaining the same passive aggression as it does in a text response
I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers
Neckbeards: Well, the Captain Marvel boycott didn’t work, so we’re going to boycott Avengers: Endgame if Feige doesn’t fire Brie.
Meanwhile, Kevin Feige:
“brie larson said that she doesnt want men to watch captain marvel and thats why i hate her” gee i wonder how thats like, being told a comic book movie isnt for you, being excluded from enjoying comic book movies & superheroes in general based on your gender and nothing else. must be horrible
I just thought they meant they were human. I do the same on a daily basis.
i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family
Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7