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Oh so wearing a facemask is an ‘attack on your human rights’ but children being kept in cages by ICE is perfectly acceptable to you. Okay.
Tom Tomorrow.
if you get tested, isolate yourself (from the public and from others in your home) until you get the results
wear your damn mask
remember to change a mask daily, or buy a reusable one that you can wash
wash your hands for at least 20 seconds every time you get a chance to
after you touch something in a place that's not your house, use a hand sanitizer
don't touch your face until after you wash your hands (sanitizers don't count in that case)
keep away from people. even if you know them, even if you trust them, even if both of you wear a mask, stand at least 2 meters (6 feet) away from anyone who doesn't live with you
even if it's a hoax (which it's not, but okay) - the worst thing that'll ever happen if you follow these guidelines is that you'll have a funny cloth on your face. i'd prefer that happening to me instead of me or a family member dying. what about you?
Live look at the American Government right now:
Thought I might make some actual content for a change 🔪
til abanonded footwear has its own wikipedia article for some reason
apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"
Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”
East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they're just minding their own business
The portrait of Dorian Gay
It is not any sort of insulting name you call it.
It is a baby. A young, inexperienced baby that might throw up on your shirt and cause you to lose sleep at night but you love it all the same and will patiently feed it and tuck it into bed at night with a kiss no matter what happens.
You do not call a baby stupid or awful because they are new to the world and do not have the ability or knowledge to function on their own. Instead, you nurture and teach them so they grow up smart and strong and capable.
Such it is with a first draft. A first draft is not bad because it needs care and attention. Don’t insult it because it is newly written down with ideas that are not yet fully formed. In fact, that is the reason why it is AMAZING. It’s a DRAFT! The FIRST one for the story! LOOK at it! It exists! It is ALIVE! And it is YOURS, this story you made.
lmao i asked the lizard thhing bc her name rhymes with lizard but yeah the rest is serious lol
who is eddie izzard? is she a singer or actor or something? does she like lizards?
she’s a stand up comedian/actor/politician/activist/marathon runner. i have yet to ascertain her stance on lizards.
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so i was looking up animal stereotypes and
were none of you gonna tell me???
I can’t just call dad in the afterlife and be like,
Dad, could you just s t o p playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?
[ celebration prize ☆ klaus hargreeves for @sheehans ]
Speaking of impossibly spherical animals, we love this awesome Balloon Horse sculpture by Japanese pop surrealist Naoto Hattori (previously featured here).
The Balloon Horse measures 12-inches-tall and is made of polyresin that’s been hand-painted to look like bronze. The horse floats atop a 6-inch-tall base painted to look like beautiful green marble.
Each piece is signed and numbered by Hattori and is currently available for pre-order via VTSS.
[via SpankyStokes]
The tumblr version of russian roulette is when you find a good post and realize theres like 50 unnecessary comments under it so you go to reblog it from the person before the first unnecessary comment and hope to god they’re not a freak
I'm a simple bitch. I see one person with brown eyes and another with blue/green eyes, and I ship it.
I just stumbled upon the “rabies-gender” and “rabies-sexual” part of tumblr again and… like… are you people ok??
hey yall as yr local moth enthusiast ive just got some words
this is like the original picture of something people were calling a ‘venezuelan poodle moth’ it was taken in 2009 and the guy who photographed it swears its a new species but most experts can’t get enough information from this 1 picture to back up these claims. the photographer wasnt able to bring back a specimen so like? its unconfirmed and so ‘venezuelan poodle moth’ isn’t really a real species or anything
A lot of other pictures of the poodle moth include this one:
which isn’t even alive? it’s a felted doll of a bombyx mori silkmoth
or are photos/videos of bomby mori/china silkmoths (you can see how different this guy is from the original picture up above)
that being said china silkmoths are some of the loveliest animals ever. you can rear silkworms as pets. they’ll make a lot of beautiful silk cocoons for you. silkmoths are super docile, cannot fly and are some of the sweetest little things i’ve ever handled. so instead of hyping up a species which is built up as a hoax why dont we get some love for the bombyx mori!
HI YALL ITS TIME FOR I’M GONNA RANDOMLY SCREAM ABOUT A BUG AND THEN DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF TUMBLR FOR ANOTHER MONTH
YANNO THE VENEZUELAN POODLE MOTH?
THIS BITCH?
ITS NOT EVEN A REAL MOTH!
YA SEE IT? IT’S A FELT PLUSH MEANT TO RESEMBLE A CHINESE SILKWORM MOTH (BOMBYX MORI FOR YOU NERDS WHO LIKE SCIENTIFIC NAMES)!
THIS IS WHAT THAT ADORABLE FUCKING MOTH PIECE OF SHIT LOOKS LIKE
sooooo in short please stop saying that plush is a real moth, it’s a felt plush made to look like a silkworm moth.
sincerely, a bug nerd
I’m opening commissions!!! Because I’m broke as fuck!!!!
Money will go towards
-basic needs
-my future testosterone fund
- transportation
- things I wanna do
I’ll draw or write!
What I won’t draw:
Extreme NSFW
Underage/Overage ships
Incest ships
What I will draw:
Anything else
What I won’t write:
Underage/Overage ships
Incest ships
What I will write:
Anything else
Drawing:
Pencil sketches- $3 full body, $1 half body.
Pen + pencil sketches- $5 full body, $2 half body.
Clean lined- $7 full body, $5 half body
Lined and colored- $10 full body, $7 half body
Lined and shaded- $10 full body, $7 half body
Lined colored and shaded- $15 full body, $12 half body.
$0.50-$1 per extra character
Negotiation welcome!
(I’ll add on digital art once I get better at it, I’m not good enough yet.)
( a lot of these are half finished but here are the examples I have from the past few days)
These are all examples of messy sketches, from these I hope you can see that my thought out work will be up to par.
Writing:
Blurbs- $3
Oneshots- $5
Short multichapter (2-4)- $10
Medium multichapter (5-9)- $20
Long multichapter (10-15)- $25
Negotiations welcome!
Writing example:
“You swear that you didn’t do it.” He slammed his fist down on the table, “swear you didn’t kill them!” He was desperate for a confession now, that what he had seen wasn’t true, that his childhood best friend wasn’t a cold hearted killer.
“I- don’t remember.” The other man squeaked out, a tear running down his cheek, “I don’t remember killing them. I swear.”
The police officer sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “We have the video footage. Don’t lie to me. I thought you were good, you took care of me. We were best friends!” He threw his hands up, “You promised you’d never hurt me, and look at where we are now.”
Message me if you’re interested and we can work something out!!!!! I’ll take usd and usd only! :) thank you for taking the time to consider me!
If you can’t reach me on tumblr my discord is skeeby#3277
Happy pride month!
Doctor Strange did not come to play with you hoes! He came to slay bitch!😭😭😭😭
ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING! Someone said this how you take pics with friends sksksks
But yet they dont get rid of gifs with p*rn.
one of the people in front of me in my stats lecture is intently studying for what looks to be a test over sheep
Myxine? Mayine? Maxyne???