Sire, The Elf Has Been Fucked To Pieces

I'm being completely fucking honest, it wasn't me this time. I think it's someone who likes motorcyclists as much as you do, because I have never experienced "the Spiral" when it comes to watching "silly motorcyclist dancing videos."

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

TODD HOWARD IN THE AUDIENCE JUST. SEETHING WITH HATRED

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

Confession: when I was younger I would often roleplay as male characters so that I could (attempt to) romance the female characters. AMA

"carnivore diet" is such a rich person flex

I genuinely cannot imagine the kind of trouble that the guy at game freak who got phished is getting in right now. just like biblical levels of Fired. it's like 1:30 pm on a sunday in japan right now that dude needs to burn his house down change his name and choose a country on a map at random to book a flight to

I would never succumb (advisor mumbles in my ear) oh… it can be a sex thing? Well.. maybe I would succumb a little..

my fallout oc, he's an enclave deserter

sketches… Jedi and Sith like the different parts of the same religion. Both of them are talking about Force all day…

WHO IS IT

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.