A quick Icey because….Icey
alexander hamilton: wait no that was a mistake i didn't mean to pass to you- I DONT LIKE YOU
hercules mulligan: why do our uniforms have to be this color im crying eternally
john laurens: my 100 year old turtle is prettier than you
eliza schuyler: okay so i brought cupcakes for the other team too but i didn't know how many people they were so i brought like fifty and i dropped them on the way here
angelica schuyler: some kid just gave my five bucks not to score ima keep the money and score
peggy schuyler: WHY DOES NO ONE PASS TO ME I KNOW IM SHORT BUT IM HERE
king george: whatever peasants help me up you hoes
george washington: did your parents raise you to sit around and eat Doritos all day? doritNO
maria reynolds: [going up to a random stranger] do you have three bucks for the vending machine
philip hamilton: ew sports what is sports why do i play a sport i should've stuck to poetry - I SUCK AT THAT TOO
what he says: i arranged the venue, the menu, the seating
what he means: we're having macaroni and cheese and im not sitting next to hamilton you fuckers
America headcanons
• Joined the circus once. He was a clown of course.
• His biggest dream is to fly a blimp.
• Owns two Alexas to prove it to everyone the government is spying through them.
• Has a framed dollar bill in his home office. He won't tell anyone why, just that no one is allowed to touch it.
• Owns a box set of Family Guy DVDs just to burn them once the show finally ends.
• Only magic he's capable of doing is the continuous handkerchief trick. This thoroughly disapoints England.
• Surprise visits Germany every month at a randomly selected date because besides England he's the easiest to pester.
• Is convinced the White House is haunted by Martha Washington's ghost. Forwhatever reason why no one is sure.
• Also convinced he saw Elvis at Walmart once.
• Dad jokes. He's got them memorized.
• Speaking of dad, he dresses like one.
• The type to have cheesy and really bad novelty mugs that barely uses.
• Legally required to finish singing "I want it that way" after starting.
• Back in the 90s he made goat cheese for a living.
• Please don't make him say "its right here" or "over there". Stop making fun of him when he says it like "its righ' heyuh" and "ovah theruh" :(
• He's teaching Russia how to skateboard. It's going as well as one would expect....
• Orders sxx toys in bulk and sends them to France's [government] office; the only place he desperately tries to be professional at.
• Every gift giving opportunity he ALWAYS gives England a cookbook.
• Passive aggressively does his paperwork. There is no other way he does it.
• Owns a bouncy house. Blows it up and jumps in it when he's sad.
• Claims he's in a cult. Is actually stuck in a time share.
• Owns a police light that he puts on his car when he gets a call concerning nation business. He does the wee-woo sound himself.
• Always wins the ugly Christmas sweater contests.
• A real pro at Hungry Hungry Hippos but strangely sucks at Solitare.
• Do not bother him at 1AM. That's his eat peanut butter straight from the jar and play splatoon time.
• By the state of California he can legally officiate a wedding. Well anyway that's how he officiated a wedding for a couple of dogs and how technically it's legal because he might have given those dogs not only American citizenship but also social security numbers and everything else. Who gave this man access to these things!?
• Signed China up for a dating website intended for the single elderly.
• His favorite ice cream may be butter pecan but he'll always say the best flavor is cookie dough.
• Makes his own butter. Does not call it butter. Calls it smooth milk.
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does anyone remember the hetalia egirls because,,,
im thinking of opening up shop again
Back with another
right now it’s 6:30 am. So without further ado, I present:
Harr:
Luka @ Jonah
Oliver when anyone comes to visit:
Jonah (when things don’t go with his aesthetic):
reading letters from 1818 is wild
“it’s that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason again” have some Clairitin hon
Doctor Habit and puppet Habit ;w;
Happy fathers day
This is the whole IkemenRevolution Fandom. Not just me right?
Luka: *glares from the sidelines*