domestic gang shit
- darry has a rule that no one is allowed to speak to him after 7pm (my man needs his rest)
- on that note no one is allowed to speak above a whisper after 8pm
- pony has permanently dyed the bathtub random neon colors with his bath bombs
- steve and soda mattress surf down the stairs
- there’s a steve shaped indent in a wall from when the mattress went downstairs too fast
- drunk two bit frequently sleeps in the curtis family’s bathtub
- dallas spends so many nights sleeping at the curtis house that darry added his name to their family chore chart
- darry likes to put steve’s report cards on the fridge because he does well in school and he wants to encourage that
- johnny and pony tried to build a treehouse in the backyard when they were little
- they never completed it but there’s like remnants of wooden planks nailed to a tree
does anyone remember the hetalia egirls because,,,
im thinking of opening up shop again
Valentines Day cards?? I dunno I see the hearts and assume that it must be related to Valentine’s Day
😍🥰💕❤️
JONAH IS TOO ADORABLE
Some of you are about to be real mad at me, but it had to be said:
Jonah Clemence has had amazing character development and deserves more recognition for it
Habits ONLY 2 moods [possible seizure warning]
im not even sorry for all the jonah stuff, i love him, and you should play/watch ikemen revolution.
Again… I’m sorry, there’s no reason for this posts, I’m just bored at 4am. (These bromances may be canon or just in my head… possibly both)
Fenrir and Loki
Zero and Edgar
Ray and Fenrir
Ray and Belle
Belle may be a girls name but Ray’s belle is a boy… that’s canon. And the cat in the gif is a boy. It’s still a bromance even if one party does not identify as human. 😂
Fenrir and Seth
Sirius and Jonah
FAVORITE RON WEASLEY LOOKS (2001-2011)
America headcanons
• Joined the circus once. He was a clown of course.
• His biggest dream is to fly a blimp.
• Owns two Alexas to prove it to everyone the government is spying through them.
• Has a framed dollar bill in his home office. He won't tell anyone why, just that no one is allowed to touch it.
• Owns a box set of Family Guy DVDs just to burn them once the show finally ends.
• Only magic he's capable of doing is the continuous handkerchief trick. This thoroughly disapoints England.
• Surprise visits Germany every month at a randomly selected date because besides England he's the easiest to pester.
• Is convinced the White House is haunted by Martha Washington's ghost. Forwhatever reason why no one is sure.
• Also convinced he saw Elvis at Walmart once.
• Dad jokes. He's got them memorized.
• Speaking of dad, he dresses like one.
• The type to have cheesy and really bad novelty mugs that barely uses.
• Legally required to finish singing "I want it that way" after starting.
• Back in the 90s he made goat cheese for a living.
• Please don't make him say "its right here" or "over there". Stop making fun of him when he says it like "its righ' heyuh" and "ovah theruh" :(
• He's teaching Russia how to skateboard. It's going as well as one would expect....
• Orders sxx toys in bulk and sends them to France's [government] office; the only place he desperately tries to be professional at.
• Every gift giving opportunity he ALWAYS gives England a cookbook.
• Passive aggressively does his paperwork. There is no other way he does it.
• Owns a bouncy house. Blows it up and jumps in it when he's sad.
• Claims he's in a cult. Is actually stuck in a time share.
• Owns a police light that he puts on his car when he gets a call concerning nation business. He does the wee-woo sound himself.
• Always wins the ugly Christmas sweater contests.
• A real pro at Hungry Hungry Hippos but strangely sucks at Solitare.
• Do not bother him at 1AM. That's his eat peanut butter straight from the jar and play splatoon time.
• By the state of California he can legally officiate a wedding. Well anyway that's how he officiated a wedding for a couple of dogs and how technically it's legal because he might have given those dogs not only American citizenship but also social security numbers and everything else. Who gave this man access to these things!?
• Signed China up for a dating website intended for the single elderly.
• His favorite ice cream may be butter pecan but he'll always say the best flavor is cookie dough.
• Makes his own butter. Does not call it butter. Calls it smooth milk.
Y’all STILL ALSO need to realize:
Lafayette go soooo drunk once that his brother-in-law had to drag him home
Hamilton’s ship caught on fire coming over to America
Jefferson had a mockingbird named Dick
He also owned a goat that killed someone
After being told about Hamilton’s death, Jefferson became quiet and aloof as he quickly found Burr to arrest him.
EVERY. FOUNDING. FATHER. HAD. DADDY. ISSUES
Which is why Hamilton didn’t want to get close to Washington in fear he would be a father figure and let him down.
Washington refused to respond letters from the British because they didn’t address him correctly.
Hamilton was announced dead after destroying British supply and trying to cross a river with British gun fire only to show up soaking wet later while everyone was drinking to his memory
When Lafayette came back to America before his death, he and Jefferson hugged and cried with each other
They said God Bless to each other
AND Jefferson and Lafayette did a lot of weed and a lot of alcohol
Washington liked to pretend his knife and forks were drumsticks and play music on tables
Despite common belief, Hamilton would often make time for his family and would write home to Eliza about how homesick he was
Martha Washington outlived four children and two husbands and said the worst day of her life was went Jefferson came to visit.
Laurens was getting out of bed when he hit his head on the ceiling
Hamilton was supposed to go on Washington’s boat while crossing the Delaware but he wasn’t used to this thing called “winter” and often got sick a lot.
Thomas Jefferson told his grandchildren to flirt with everyone despite their gender so everyone would like them
Jefferson had an expensive bust of Hamilton in his house for no other reason than he wanted one.
Burr set himself on fire trying to lite a candle on fire with gunpowder.
TWICE
Hamilton was not only gay for Laurens, but also for the spy John Andre.
He said Andre was too pretty to be hung
Franklin and Adams shared a bed and fought over whether a window open was good for your health while you slept.
Franklin won because he ranted so much that Adams fell asleep.
Lafayette often joked about his name, saying “It’s not my fault, I was baptized like a Spaniard, with the name of every conceivable saint who might offer me more protection in battle”
When George Washington was 17, a girl stole his clothes just to see him looking for them while naked.
Eliza had a mourning ring which she had on a ribbon around her neck which contained a strand of Hamilton’s hair
Engraved inside the ring was the day he died and how old he was
Lafayette was buried under soil from Bunker Hill in France
During World War 1, General Pershing and a parade went to Lafayette’s grave and said “Lafayette, we’re here!”
Sooo…America help Lafayette in a war, just a little toooo late.
After Hamilton’s death, Eliza referred to her late husband as “my Hamilton” and “my Alexander”
When giving tour of her home, she would stare at a bust of Hamilton for a few seconds and would whisper “my Hamilton”
Burr bought a coconut for about $40 today because why not.
Hamilton was called “The Little Lion” because of his mouth and small stature.
Burr would often refer to Hamilton as “my dear friend Hamilton, whom I shot”
Burr was attacked by bedbugs and then proceeded to sleep on the floor for 6 hours
Burr’s daughter, Theodosia, was lost at sea.
Burr had sex with A LOT of ladies in Europe…after he killed Hamilton