“I Love You.”

“There’s something wrong with you. There’s always something been something wrong with you”

This is mad cute 😂

edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars

OTP Prompts #2

1.

A: “Let’s just forget this ever happened.”

B: “Agreed. But if we’re caught, you’re taking the blame.”

A: “This was your idea!”

2.

A: “Hey–it’s okay, what’s wrong?”

B: “I’m sorry–I just thought something had happened to you. I don’t know what I would do …”

A: “I’m fine; I’m right here, see? Everything’s okay.”

3.

A: “Is that my shirt?”

B: “Uh . . . maybe?”

A: “… you look better in it, anyway.”

4.

A: “Hey–what the hell! You can’t just barge in here like that!”

B: “… Did you seriously just throw a ninja star at me?”

A: “It’s your fault for interrupting me! I was practicing my aim!”

B: “No kidding–you missed me by a mile.”

A: “Get. Out!”

5.

A: “Ugh, kill me.”

B: “What’s wrong now?”

A: “Does something have to be wrong whenever I want to die?”

B: “Generally, yes.”

A: “… I’m bored.”

6.

A: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”

B: “W-what? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides–I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”

A: “Never said nothin’ about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”

B: “ … I am going to kill you.”

7.

A: “Do you ever think about . . . space?”

B: “. . . Are you high?”

A: “… Very.”

8.

A: “I don’t dance.”

B: “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”

A: “I’m serious–I will embarrass you and the entirety of the human race in the process.”

B: “You can’t be that bad.”

A: “Oh, believe me, I am.”

9.

A: “Uh-oh.”

B: “You broke it!”

A: “No–this is your fault!”

B: “C’s going to kill you!”

A: “This was your idea, jackass!”

10.

A: “Hey–are you listening to me?”

B: “What? I can’t hear you from down there.”

A: “I AM NOT THAT SHORT, YOU JERK!”

B: “Oh, I can hear you now. And yes, you really are.”

It was a secret they would take to their graves

“Am I intimidating? Do I scare people away?”

“A little bit.”

“Only a little bit? Got to work on that.”

“Look, I know your moral compass is extremely atrophied, but this is, like, the worst thing you could have possibly done in this situation.”

“Nothing you could do. The sooner you accept that, the better off you’ll be.”

“You can’t imagine my happiness at the fact you lost.”

“All this arguing isn’t getting us anywhere.”

“Yes, let’s go explore a dark place late at night where there’s been rumors of monsters. What better way to spend my time?”

“I’m glad that you trust me so much, but I have no idea what I’m doing.”

“Make way for the glorious me! I’m here to spice up your miserable lives.”

✨25 Sentence Prompts✨

1: "I think I owe you an apology"

2: "I'll take care of it"

3: "You're all I've got"

4: "Who did that to you?"

5: "Can I sit here?"

6: "Come on, you need a break"

7: "What is all that shouting about?"

8: "You don't look so good"

9: "I'm not from around here"

10: "There's no way you're getting me in /that/"

11: "Have you seen - /oh/"

12: "This is why no one wants to hang out with us"

13: "Please hide me"

14: "I'll pay you for it"

15: "I didn't expect you to say yes"

16: "I could kiss you or I could kill you"

17: "When you asked me out, this is not what I had in mind"

18: "My parents are visiting - right now"

19: "Did you do that for me?"

20: "That's a weird way to say "I love you""

21: "Don't worry, I'm right here, and I'm not leaving"

22: "I think this person is following, please walk me home"

23: "I don't need your attitude"

24: "When did you get so ____?"

25: "It just sort of happened"

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Dialogue Prompt 52

“Help me? I don’t even know who you are!”

Hi! Love your blog! Any prompts for a character doing a matchmaking attempt and/or it not working? Thank you! <3

“You two are made for each other. Why isn’t it working?”

“See the eyes they’re making at each other? It’s going as planned.”

“I know they didn’t need my help, but honestly, I personally think they totally do.”

“If I didn’t get involved, nothing would get done!”