Latest Posts by aurora-babydoll - Page 3
How come when I’m sad bitches wanna offer solutions-? No mother fucker- you either baby me or you take off your fucking pants so I can have a distraction-
THEY DID IT AGAIN
My dads always know when they’re needed
My dads always know when they’re needed
Lucifer makes you hold his hand when you cross the street because he knows how easily humans get hurt and he needs to protect you from the cars/other demons.
…he also doesn’t let you suck him off because he’s worried about you choking to death and him hurting your fragile human windpipe
But he eats that pussy UP-
Pussy Inn vacant. This makes the innkeeper sad
Mammon is so
Don’t watch funny things while oil pulling I just spit coconut oil all over my computer
WAR IS OVER
Every time I get a YouTube notification and it’s not WDAPTEO 2023 I wanna cry
Every time an actual person reaches out to me for a job interview instead of just making me go through an AI scheduling process I feel like Princess Diana which is honestly sad
I just found out I’ve been pronouncing Diavolos name wrong for years
Be mindful of your parasocial relationships because just because you feel like Matpat is your dad doesn’t mean he actually is and it’s unfair for you to cry like a baby for 12 hours straight because he wants to focus on his family and the thing that you’ve loved so much for like 12 years isn’t fun for him anymore and you should want him to be happy but it feels like your father just went to get the milk because you get too attached to people on the internet
Mammon headcanons :)
I’m not feeling well still but I do wanna write again and I’ve been thinking a lot about him so here y’all go. I know y’all are used to nsfw but this is just some cute little things that I think Mammon does :)
•$• he has a very wide variety when it comes to music taste but his favorite song is No More ?’s by Eazy-E
•$• if you’re in the car and he’s on aux cord he’s absolutely playing it and it makes Lucifer slam his head against the steering wheel in disappointment
•$• Mammon’s top 5 songs on Wrapped
•$• he used to make fun of Asmo for liking Ariana Grande but then the Thank U, Next album came out and he was like “fuck, this goes hard”
•$• he’s not particularly an Arctic Monkeys fan but Arabella makes him think of you so he puts it on and thinks of your pretty lil face when he needs motivation, it’s his good luck song
•$• I feel that the rest of the songs on the list are self-explanatory if you’ve heard them
•$• he has a group of friends that he plays poker with once a week and he’s very good at poker
•$• no luck at the casino but when Mammon plays poker he’s coming home with the bag. He’s got an excellent poker face and he always gets great cards
•$• he makes you come with him and sit on his lap while he plays
•$• “need ya with me, treasure, you’re my lucky charm”
•$• this man and his obsession with nicknames for you
-treasure
-pretty thing
-dollface
-darlin’
-precious
•$• and that’s just a few
•$• back on the gambling thing, whenever he wins big he’ll always get you somethin’ shiny as a gift like a new necklace or a ring.
•$• “had to pick up a pretty thing for my pretty thing, you like it?”
•$• he seems dumb but he’s actually very good at picking up on things
•$• he always knows what you’re feeling and what you need and he’ll do anything to give it to you
•$• he loves you so much, if you ever need reassurance on that he’s happy to give it
•$• “you know I love ya, treasure. Id kill for you and I’d die without you, you don’t gotta question that”
Everything changes and then you can’t look at the color blue or a bunny or a waffle without breaking down-
ARMk
Y’all I am sorry again..I’ll get it out at some point I promise. Things are hard right now and I’m going through some shit that again- didn’t expect to be going through- so I’ll get it out when I can it just feels wrong to write right now but it is almost done so I’ll do my best to finish it
Hey y’all I know I promised at midnight but I had unexpected plans so I wasn’t able to finalize everything but it will absolutely be up tomorrow, I promise. Im so sorry, I wasn’t expecting to have anything to do :)
Hey y’all I know I promised at midnight but I had unexpected plans so I wasn’t able to finalize everything but it will absolutely be up tomorrow, I promise. Im so sorry, I wasn’t expecting to have anything to do :)
This is not an art blog but I'm proud of this one(?)
I swear my ovaries explode every time I see gordon ramsay interacting with children he’s so fucking hot and nice—