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Heh, sadly i can't digest anything, I don't even have a mouth! It's fine though honestly,.I feed on other things, abstract things like feeling. Well, enough talking about me, Atlas was talking to me earlier and apparently you have a few problems regarding your other counterpart, Glitchtrap? I've never heard of a name like it. If you want we could talk about that, or we could chat about other things?

Well @willynillynonsense , I do think its time for a short introduction, you will only be talking to 3 people at the moment, because I don't want to overwhelm you or William so, yeah.

So, you've already met the William from this universe and you seem to have gotten on well the last time you both met. So he is option one.

2, is Charles Quill (name not official yet), he, under unknown circumstances was cursed and became a human sized sentient plush doll? I don't know how to explain it. He has 2 forms, ringmaster and clown/jester. He is option 2.

And the one who I said was in a similar situation, Telostare, or Quincy as he likes to be called by some. Maybe even after a while you could meet him.

And then there's me. if you need help with anything, ask me.

So, wich one do you feel comfortable talking to first while you eat?

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ITS COMING! THE MEATLY AND THE OFFICIAL BENDY TWITTER HAVE TWEETED.

New Skulduggery Pleasant oc

Alistair Montague, born 1920 in France to a family who ran a travelling circus. From the age of ten, Alistair would train with the trapeze artists and occasionally assist in shows if a trapeze artist was out for the performance. His family had no known history of sorcery, so he wasn't aware of it till the oracle who travelled around with them taught him about it. It turned out she was a sensitive, and would teach him about the different disciplines. At age 19, he enlisted in WW2 on the side of the allies. While there, he encountered many of his higher ups, some of them being past soldiers from WW1, one being a man, Major Thompson.

Alistair went through his surge during the war, and went MIA. Alistair's ability fell under the adapt category, a quite macabre ability to temporarily take on parts of someone's appearance to his own, he only needs a belonging or an item associated with that person, the only drawback is that the person's soul becomes tethered to him and has a chance of possessing him.

His surge started off with him hearing the voices of people in his head, some speaking in the German language and some familiar voices of fallen comrades, this was happening because he had kept some of the belongings of his comrades, and some shotgun shells tethered to other souls. It got too much for him while his troop was wading through marshland and he got left behind. Some nearby townspeople found him and brought him in, turns out that the town was full of sorcerers that helped him through it. He was able to make his way back to the last place his family would've been, but found out that most of them had dispersed after hearing that he was reported MIA.

When the war ended, he managed to travel to England and start a small detective job in the English Sanctuary. Reports of activity from the Church of the Faceless started coming in, then without warning, the Sanctuary gave him a job that hit too close to home. Major Thompson had been murdered in his home, and it was suspected that he was part of a group that worshipped the Faceless Ones. He was poisoned with a chemical that was given to all members of the group incase they were found out, but after investigating, they found an untouched vial next to his bedside dresser in his bedroom that turned out to be his. That meant that another member had to have done it. Alistair asked the family's permission to take one of Thompson's belongings, an ornate pocket watch.

The investigation was nearing an end when Alistair was called in by one of the Grand Mages, who told him that the investigation was being given to another investigator, though this one was know to be an easily bribeable one. Alistair tried to convince the Grand Mage to let him continue, but as he was about to, it clicked, the Grand Mage had something to do with this, didn't he? So Alistair left with no more hassle, got home and took out the Major's pocket watch to find out one more key detail, but the Major wanted something in compensation.

A week later, Alistair was in a meeting with the Grand Mage who was telling Alistair that he had been sacked from the job, but as he was beginning to finish his talk, The Grand Mage collapsed dead in his seat. In the commotion, Alistair ran out of the room and threw the pack of cigarettes and the vial of poison to the crumpled corpse of the Grand Mage's advisor, whom he had killed earlier.

Now in the present, Alistair is still semi wanted from the English Sanctuary for his crimes, but has managed to evade them, for now.

Oh, what time is it? I honestly don't know, the time has kinda melted over the last couple of minutes.

Well @willynillynonsense , Quincy should be here in a sec, he's just getting out of his work uniform so, I'll leave you be.

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Hi, I'm sorry if I didn't make any noise coming in, still on work mode, William isn't it? It's nice to meet you, Atlas has told me so much about you. They also probably told you my name but, what's wrong with a proper introduction, my name is Quincy O' Callahan.

I think that would be a wise idea, you don't want to open another can of worms and delve deeper.

I hope that in the near future you get the courage to face Glitchtrap, and face whatever other demons are plaguing you.

Well, it was nice meeting you, Mr. Afton.

Well, I hope Charles didn't make you feel any bit uncomfortable. Judging by the uneaten tub of ice-cream you were invested in the conversation.

Well, what would you like to do now, would you like to choose another person to talk to, or do you want to take a break? I'm more than happy to get the next candidate you choose?

Well @willynillynonsense , I do think its time for a short introduction, you will only be talking to 3 people at the moment, because I don't want to overwhelm you or William so, yeah.

So, you've already met the William from this universe and you seem to have gotten on well the last time you both met. So he is option one.

2, is Charles Quill (name not official yet), he, under unknown circumstances was cursed and became a human sized sentient plush doll? I don't know how to explain it. He has 2 forms, ringmaster and clown/jester. He is option 2.

And the one who I said was in a similar situation, Telostare, or Quincy as he likes to be called by some. Maybe even after a while you could meet him.

And then there's me. if you need help with anything, ask me.

So, wich one do you feel comfortable talking to first while you eat?

I'm currently on episode 26 of The Magnus Archives........

Fuckhands McMike.

Anyone else see the similarities of Jon now and the creature that was found in the library in the desert?

You want my Michael Jackson shoes? Come and try to get them while I moonwalk, betch!!!!

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Ah, yeah, that shoe eating guy? Honestly I don't like him, he kinda gives me the creeps.

Well, I was coming back from my father's yesterday and I started sneezing like mad, now, I need to get a PCR test and I'm isolated in my room.

Fun side note, Alister was half inspired by Talk to Me, or atleast a song in it since I haven't watched it and a horror tour guide I had while in Edinburgh.

The last case Alister took with the sanctuary was a murder case, specifically the murder of Thompson Blair, or Major Thompson. He was poisoned at his estate while his family were at a market. I'm pretty sure I've already explained part of this story in a past so I'm just going to insert said screenshot.

When Alister bought it home, it was pretty inactive fir something that probably had a person's soul tethered to it, that is until 3 nights later. Alister had awoken to a pressure on his chest late at night, but when he tried to get up, he felt like something was staring at him from the corner of the room. He cautiously introduced himself, but didn't try to make the connection with Thompson yet or tell him that Alister knew him from war, thinking that it would probably make the situation worse. The pressure on Alister's chest lifted and Alister could feel Thompson's presence leave the room, then, he heard the radio playing in the kitchen and when he went to listen, he heard it playing Dream a Little Dream of Me, a song that had just recently came out with a cover from Doris Day (this part of the story takes place in 1957). Alister realises that maybe he can communicate with Thompson through the radio's, so he borrows several from neighbours in his apartment and places them all in the kitchen. He starts asking Thompson questions, and at the start, there isn't any change from any of the radios until he begins to hear one flipping channel. Each channel flipped to equals one word in a sentence. At the start they were pretty simple sentences, which made sense because at the start a ghost can be confused and disorientated, until it asked the question of how did he die, and why he was here. Alister tries to change the subject, knowing that Thompson won't take it well and will become unstable, but he keeps pressing and each radio switches to the same channels in unison as the question get louder and more persistent "How did I die?". Alister finally breaks and answers him, and then all the radios switch off in unison. Leaving Alister in agonising silence.