I Can Feel My Soul Trying To Eat Me From The Inside Out As I Struggle To Maintain Any Sense Of Normalcy

if you tell me you're afab i'll immediately assume you're like 5 billion times more fabulous than any person ever and i'm usually right about it too

when they don't reply to my messages so now i'm left wondering what i've done wrong

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

i'm not a good person at all but people like me anyway, ig i'm just too charming

sometimes i'm tempted to ask my online friends if they think i'm pretty (i love external validation) but then i remember they've never even seen my fucking face

i'm so tired of caring maybe it's finally time for me to just turn off my feelings

my life is actually very ruined

fun fact: if i love you oh so dearly and sincerely i will 100% call you "my lovely" or some shit like that. i just love the fact that lovely's an adjective and i choose to use it as a noun

guys maybe i should try to be a better person

i had a WHOLE conversation centered almost ENTIRELY on the person i was talking to. i'm SUCH a good friend, he's lucky to have me