No, Nine, Please. Your Leather Jacket Was Too Cunty. The People Can't Handle Your Effortless Nice Guy

david was at his lowest…….roots grown out, a fuckass bob, brassy blonde hair, cutting his own bangs. career in shambles. he came on this bitch mad as hell!!!

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

one with the wind 🍁

another redrawing i made :D (for a friend)

I love them sm 😭

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Emily: could you imagine if dinosaurs were still alive today? 

Reid: if dinosaurs were still alive today we would most definitely end up dead. 

Emily: i’d have a brontosaurus as a little pet.

Reid: the human race would be eaten alive.

Emily: its name would be Bronco. 

Reid: i don’t think we’d survive at the same time as any omnivore species. 

Emily: come here, bronc-ee bronc-ee. mamas got a snacky wacky for you. and he’s got three phds which means there’s plenty of brain to-

Reid: ok, that’s enough. 

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013 - 2021) Season 2 | Episode 10 "The Pontiac Bandit Returns"