What if
I like the idea of Prismo, and Scarab being latched onto each other, and rarely letting go when they get more comfortable
But what if when they have space apart like in this case they are in the same room
They are focusing on their own projects, or whatever they are doing and Prismo stops what he is doing randomly to give Scarab some quick affection
Cause I do this. I’ll be somewhat focused on something but I’ll stop for less than a minute to give my cat affection randomly, and poke her
So what if he did this. Like he kinda feels like procrastinating something, but needs to push through. So he gets randomly getting up, and walking to Scarab to like give a little kiss on the forehead, or cheek. Maybe a quick hug, and poke him a little
I just like to poke my cat sometimes. I boop her nose, poke her cheeks, poke her forehead. Earlier I poked her from her back to her head. She doesn’t get mad at me for this btw. She is very calm, loving, and lets me do a lot. I give her lots of pets
I just think it would be funny I guess if Prismo just randomly pokes Scarab a few times for no reason
I finally figured out how to unzoom my phone
It's time for some Fionna and Cake!
It's my first time writing these characters, so be gentle with me comments!
What's up next? No idea. But I'll cross that bridge tomorrow. Enjoy y'all!
Word Count: 2,400
Fionna felt like today was a good one. She had the energy to actually attempt to clean her apartment, even do some laundry! Maybe, if she was lucky, she'd get to the dishes. Ah, what a dream.
Cake was chilling on the couch, napping in a sunbeam, living her best cat life.
Things had definitely been picking up, for the both of them. For everyone! Even Simon was keeping in touch!
But, she did wonder a bit what happened to Prismo.
He seemed just so... tired. She had definitely been there, was probably still there when they met. She couldn't imagine being a state like that in a place like the Time Room. As cool as that whole thing was, she couldn't think of herself... living there. As a shadow. Forever.
She hoped he was okay... Last she saw was him getting shattered against a wall by that creep, Scarab.
She sometimes wondered what happened to him as well. He was a creep, he tried to tear down her world in a temper tantrum, tried to kill her and Cake and Simon multiple times, spoke to them with that sickly smug attitude, but... Something was off. Kind of reminded her of Marshall when the two first met.
He was something desperate. Desperate for approval, and decided to make it everyone else's problem.
Fionna didn't know how junk like that was handled by gods, but boy would she have liked to been a fly on that wall.
As she dumped another stack of take-out boxes into a garbage bag, her thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door.
Cake groaned, lifting her head up to stare at the door like it offended her.
"You invite anybody over" she whined.
"Uhhh... No? And Marshall doesn't knock. You didn't order more take out, right?"
"Not ever since you changed your phone password."
"You know that was for your own good." Fionna shook her head. "Okay, so, then, who's at the door?"
"Open it and find out, girl. See if it's one of those girl scouts! I wanna try their cookies."
There was another knock on the door. More persistent than before.
"Fine, fine, hold on."
She ran a hand through her hair as she let the door swing open, leaning on the doorknob.
"How can I hel-AAAAAH!"
"Afternoon, Crossovers."
He definitely looked different, not even looking like his human disguise in that weird Post-Apocalypse Farm World. But there was no questioning that red hair, those large eyes, that voice. Standing in her doorway, casually leaning on a cane, just as stoic as ever was Scarab.
"IT'S SCARAB-" Fionna took a few steps back, reaching for anything she could use as a weapon, hand eventually settling on a broom. Cake sprung to her side, hissing ferociously, hand morphed to be much bigger, claws to match.
"What, you here for a rematch, creep?! We beat the stuffing out of you the first time, don't think we won't do it again! Boy, I will punt you to the moon if you don't-"
"Woah, woah, hey, no punting needed" a new voice chimed in. A dark brown hand tapped at Scarab's waist, to which the Auditor stepped slightly to the side.
An old man peered into the doorway. He radiated the energy of a burn out uncle, the fun one you hang out with at family reunions who might smell vaguely of weed. He had long, curly gray hair tied into a loose pony tail, and a beard to match. He was dressed somewhere between sleepwear and beach bum.
"Scrabs, we talked about calling them Crossovers."
Wait a second. That voice... Those eyes...
"PRISMO!" the two girls cheered together.
"Man, I thought you died or something" Cake blurted out.
Prismo laughed with his whole chest. "Nah, it'd take more than a wall to bring me down. I just got boxed is all. Although someone did leave me at the bottom of my hot tub the whole time."
Scarab rolled his eyes, but some color bloomed on his cheeks. Was he... embarrassed...?
"I thought I had already apologized for that."
"You did, I was just teasing. But, anyway, yeah, not dead! Quite the opposite actually." He hit Fionna with a smile that made her want to have smores and sit by the fire with him.
"Wait, why are you so... tiny? You were massive back in the Time Room!"
"Yeah, well, you saw my actual body when you were escaping. I'm just a little old man. Somehow getting hairier and balder at the same time. Someone explain that why don't ya."
"As much as I'm sure this is fascinating for you, may we please come in and sit down a moment...? This body is not quite agreeing with me."
Cake leveled Scarab with a harsh glare.
"And why should we let you in? Prismo, is he after you again?" She stretched her face very close to the Wishmaster. "Blink twice if you're a hostage" she whisper-shouted.
Prismo raised a hand to give her forehead a small scratch as he laughed a little. "Guys, calm down, he's with me. I'm not a hostage, he's not after me, no one is."
Fionna saw Prismo give Scarab's upper arm a squeeze as he directed a very pointed "Ahem" at the Auditor.
Scarab had the decency to look... meek almost as he tucked his head a bit closer to his shoulders.
"I am... I am sorry for my actions against you, Fionna and Cake... I apologize for my pursuit of you, and my rampage in your world. It was... it was destructive and cruel, and you did not deserve it..."
Prismo grinned, giving Scarab a small pat on the shoulder.
Fionna blinked dumbly, looking at Cake for a second. The cat seemed equally confused and shrugged.
"Uhh... Thanks I guess....? Uh... Prismo, can we talk for a second...?"
"Yeah man, sure. Wait here Scrabs, I'll be back."
Scarab nodded, leaning a bit more on the cane.
"Cake, watch him."
"Oh, I wasn't about to leave. You talk, girl."
Fionna took Prismo by the shoulder, guiding him inside. She cringed at the still remaining mess, wishing she had a bit more time to tidy up. Not every day the creator of your universe drops by to say howdy. But, the Wishmaster didn't seem to mind. Quite the opposite, actually, looking at every little thing with a degree of wonder.
"Prismo?"
"Yeah? What'd you need to talk about?"
"...Pris, why did you bring him here? Didn't he, like, wanna kill you or something?"
"No, no, it wasn't like that... He was... in a difficult position at work. Got into some major trouble over what happened here, but I stuck up for him. He got put under my management, and he's been... chilling out. A lot."
"Dude, he tried to erase my universe. He chased me, Cake, and Simon across the multiverse. What kind of 'difficult position' makes that okay?"
"It wasn't okay. He knows that. His apology was a genuine one. But, it was his job, assigned to him by the Boss, to remove what he perceived as a threat to the multiverse. It wasn't okay that he tried to destroy it after it was canonized, and he's atoning for that. But it was his job as an Auditor to track you down."
Fionna didn't look very convinced. Prismo ran fingers through his hair as he thought.
"Look... You guys have, like, the IRS, right? They take your money. No one likes that they take your money, but it wasn't the agent's personal choice to take your money. They might get some glee if they took money from someone they don't like, but it's not the agent's choice to take money."
Fionna frowned, thinking of her own taxes.
"Scarab is that IRS agent. But on a cosmic scale. It wasn't his choice to come after me, it was his job that he was assigned to. He had grudges, so it was more personal than normal, but it was still his job. If he ignored it, he'd be in trouble. Like, major trouble. Getting fired isn't really an option for entities like us. Trust me, his manager was a real piece of work. It was either you or him. But he's sorry he took it as far as he did. He really is. Can you just... give it a chance...? Please?"
Prismo's eyes were big. Puppy like. Ugh...
"...I mean..." she sighed. "...Okay. Fine. Cake, let him in."
She looked at her cat, who was giving her a scrutinizing look. The two had a wordless conversation before she nodded, stepping aside.
She watched in mild fascination and confusion and Scarab... teetered in. That's how she could describe him moving. Teetering. He made a beeline for the couch, sitting down and holding his head. Prismo came to his side, putting steady hands on his shoulder, whispering something.
"What's going on, girl" Cake whispered as they watched the two gods on her couch.
"I dunno. Prismo's vouching for him. Something about a shitty manager, but like, for gods?"
"For real? Man, you'd think they'd be above junk like that."
"Guess not. Could you imagine Queenie or Butterscotch with god powers?" Fionna shuddered even thinking about it. Slowly, she made her way to settle on the bed nearby.
"Right, sorry, we just kind popped up" Prismo said sheepishly. "I... I got permission from one of the Higher Ups to have a corporeal body for a bit."
"Approximately 120 Time Waves" Scarab murmured, sounding a little dazed.
There was a pause of confusion.
"It's about five days, I think" Prismo corrected. "We both got bodies for five days, and I wanted to... well I wanted to see the universe I made. I only ever get to watch junk from a screen, so I wanted to live like... well, like you guys! It's been like, hundreds of thousands of years since I've had to live like a human. I thought it'd be a fun vacation or something."
Fionna snorted. "Bro, you have a sad idea of a vacation if you think my life is a break from god junk."
Prismo laughed with them. "Look, normalcy is a treat compared to the lives we live. When you see everything, it's a break to not know what's happening."
Scarab nodded in agreement.
"...Hey, is he okay" Cake interjected.
Prismo looked at Scarab, gently wrapping an arm around his shoulders.
"He'll be okay. His corporeal body's got some... issues. Putting it in a human shape is making him a little woozy sometimes. He'll recover, give him some time."
"Yes, I'll be... okay. It has been a while since I had a physical form and felt like this." Scarab seemed to be becoming a bit more lucid.
As Fionna looked at him, she did start noticing a few extra details. The cane he had rested across his legs was more... practical that the crystal one he was carrying around on the manhunt. He was dressed much more casually than she remembered. Still formal, but more in a "smart business casual" way, with red accents.
Fiona remembered, in the doorway, how he was leaning on the cane so heavily...
"Waaaait a second. You were chasing us halfway across the multiverse and your cane was... You, like, needed it? It wasn't just for show?"
Scarab made a... cricket sound? His cheeks flushed a little, looking away. "...Yes, I needed the cane. What, are you going to laugh?"
"No no, wasn't laughing dude! It's just... you were doing all these crazy back flips and combat poses and shit! If it wasn't so terrifying, I'd say it was flipping awesome!"
Scarab blinked, kinda like an owl, like he wasn't used to being complimented. Prismo gave him a grin, nudging him with an elbow.
"I-I... Thank you... If it means anything, you three were one of my... better chases."
"Uh... Thanks, I think? It's just... wild you're sitting here. And you're so..."
"Non psychotic?"
"Cake!"
"What, it's true."
Fionna blundered her way to an apology before Scarab held up a hand.
"No, she's right... I was not acting in a way that was... anywhere close to acceptable. But... Well, my time with Prismo has allowed me to... find something about myself. Something I had... forgotten, having been in my line of work for so long. It was a breaking point, and I'm sorry that it was your world that got caught in the crossfire."
"Hey man, I've... I've been there. I dropped my pants in front of a boss once. I'm glad Prismo's been... good for you?"
She pointedly ignored the look Cake was shooting her. A look that said "We're talking about this later."
"I... I can't say I expected you to relate but... Thank you. I hope you've found a healthy place as well." Scarab rubbed the back of his head, chittering awkwardly.
"Soooo.... Five days, huh? You guys have like, a place to crash or...?"
Scarab made an exacerbated sigh. "Don't get Prismo started on that Glob forsaken rust bucket he's conjured."
"I got us an RV!"
Fionna nearly choked on her soda at the truly defeated look Scarab was wearing.
"Prismo, that vehicle is terrible, and it smells like pickle brine."
"It's great, you're just cranky, Lovebug."
"Lovebug" Cake whispered, which Fionna shushed.
"We're gonna be camping out outside of town in the RV. So, if you wanna like, come hang out for a cookout or whatever, you're welcome to!"
Fionna smiled at the kind of infectious enthusiasm from Prismo. It was kinda childlike, but in an endearing way.
"Well, if you're looking for stuff to do, we'd be happy to give the grand tour. It's a nice place, when you're not trying to erase it from reality."
Scarab had the decency to avert his gaze but gave an amused smile. "That sounds like an acceptable plan. I'd personally like to know where there's a good place to eat, if for no reason than to veto Prismo's pickle for dinner idea."
"I was winning you over, you gotta admit."
"I will do no such thing, Prismo, it was a terrible idea."
"Aw man... Well, let's get out of here then! C'mon! Lets see the sights!"
"Let's go then, honey" Cake encouraged. "Maybe we could go thrifting and get him into something without buttons" she added as she pointed at Scarab.
Prismo squealed in excitement as he shot up, bounded out of the apartment, nearly dragging Scarab along behind him with a less than dignified yelp, barely enough time to get his cane back under him.
Fionna looked at Cake. Then back at the open door.
"Sooo... They're, like, bon-"
"Oh, they're fucking."
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