The Way An Entire Dark Atsushi Fic Popped Into My Head

Atsushi is so criminally underrated as a protagonist. Not only does he have a sick design, he has similar ideals to many other protagonists but gets shit for it just because characters like Dazai and Chuuya steal the show. Not only that, he’s actually funny and a very interesting character.

Top funniest Atsushi lines

When you've never had a serious relationship before and they start hitting you with the dirty talk. I had to take several breaths before texting back lmao

I just walked up to my sister and said “I need you to listen to me very carefully. I am currently surviving on 1 ibuprofen 1 Tylenol, the spite to be more educated than my dad, and the spite to not kill myself before my dad does. Do not speak to me”

She handed me a popsicle

The neurodivergence is strong in this one

How tf did I go from kissing a boy for the first time on Friday to kissing him almost every hour today?! And then practically making out when he had to leave?! What is my life?!

Athena is the member at family gatherings who is somehow the most responsible but will also help you throw down verbally or physically against anyone she sees as fit for punishment

goddess of wisdom, master of war

Planning on making these characters into a webcomic or something in that area, trying to see what people think. Their names are Elijah (in the blue) and Cyrus (in the red).

Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?

Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!

And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.

Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.

She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.

And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try

Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.