To Be Honest, I Don’t Know. I Feel Like Jeff Goldblum Could Beat Me In A Fight But Tendou’s Face

😭😭 this is one of my favorite things about halsin tbh LMFAOO

Archdruid Halsin was embarrassed

(No tiefling was hurt tho)

as i read this fic i become more and more delusional (in the way atsumu is delusional over yn) because why are me and this random fanfic version of iwaizumi soulmates…

reading brave new world for a college class, standing like a father watching tv, strange fixation on gnomeo and juliet… eggyrocks i need you to make this man real

35MM CHAPTER ELEVEN: haed

track number eleven: blue light by mazzy star

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-> fun facts!

iwa just wants to watch a fun movie for movie night but all of his roommates are dedicated to watching boring artsy movies or cliche action or three hour fantasies

he just wants a goofy 90 minute romp is that too much to ask

the omegaverse gc argued for like the entire car ride over there on who would be dd they just knew it couldn't be akaashi

but the second they got in the bar they sorta werelike "ehhhhh worst comes to worst we'll uber" and then forgot about it for the rest of the night

yn and noya spent actual hours on the brownies only to realize that they couldn't add in the ground bud as like, seasoning to the batter and there was an entire process of steeping it in butter and everything

but by the time they realized the brownies were in the oven and they wasted like $20 worth of weed

yn and iwa did not drink during movie night; kenma and noya definitely did

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ALRIGHT. FINE. I GUESS HE’S PRETTY.

It's LUCIFER MONTHHHHHH

lmao it only took me like 4+ months to finish this shhhhhh (tyty to everyone who followed when I first posted the sketch forever ago💀 Hopefully the wait was worth it??)

THE NOISE I MADE SEEING THIS 😭 SO GORGEOUS HOLY SHIT

She came to him with a broken heart; little did he know that fixing it would bond theirs both together to the hells and back… oh yes, i did that

prints | patreon (has version without lettering for download)

i’m not mad 🥰

Haikyuu!! Click and Drag Game! Please do not repost anywhere.

There are 41 characters total for each lmfao i went all out. Click and drag each one to see who you get, or if you’re on mobile, take a screenshot.

Have fun and let me know what you got!

the power of friendship 🥰

heptagon

4.9 words | smut | nsfw, eightsome??, rebound sex, fingering, cunnigulus, fellatio, anal, double penetration, squirting. | kuroo tetsurō, bokuto kōtaro, akaashi keiji, oikawa tōru, iwaizumi hajime, hanamaki takahiro, matsukawa issei.

— if you saw my bias for akaashi no you didn’t. inspired by @satendou​. i might write some sequels to this or i might not but either way please enjoy this seijoh third year + bokuroaka gangbang! 🤍

it had started out innocently enough.

a poorly disguised attempt at cheering you up after your relationship of three years had been broken off without so much as face-to-face conversation or an apology. it had simply come to a close with an “it’s over” text which you couldn’t even respond to because your number had been blocked. and yet, in a way, after hours and days and what was bordering on weeks of salt sprinkled tears and half-eaten pints of häagen dazs macadamia nut brittle, you had begun to find some sort of clarity within the initial shock of the situation and the inevitable questions that had followed.

you had known that your ex-boyfriend had had a tendency to flirt with other girls. oikawa and akaashi had even pointed it out to you when you had started dating him with warnings that you had ignored time and time again in favor of some sort of pretense of love. 

“he cares about me,” you had repeated over and over as your friends did little to mask their skepticism, “he’ll grow out of it eventually.”

but in the end, he hadn’t grown out of it, in fact when he had realized that you were prone to turn a blind eye to his infidelity, it had only gotten more and more flagrant what with you catching him chatting up girls at random college parties and disappearing with them off to a bedroom or the bathroom while you drowned your sorrows away with a bottle of cheap champagne.

“i think he’s cheating on me,” you had slurred out one night to a half sober akaashi who had grown accustomed to the way you would readily spill your feelings out to him when you got past your fourth glass.

“so why are you still with him?” akaashi had replied, his voice the picture of nonchalance as he fought the urge to wrap his arms around you and comfort you, knowing that it would only end in rejection and an insult that he knew you ultimately didn’t mean.

“because he loves me?” your voice had involuntarily risen at the end of your sentence and akaashi had shot you a sharp and saddened look.

“who are you trying to convince?” he had answered after a while, watching with a pang of silent anger as your boyfriend had emerged from the bathroom hand in hand with a pretty first year, lipstick still staining his neck, “me or yourself?”

and, of course, in the end, he had been right, though at the time you had brushed him off with a scowl and sauntered away for a refill. because, even though you had known that deep down that your boyfriend didn’t truly love you, the fear of rejection and loneliness had been one that you simply couldn’t bear to think about. 

so you hadn’t.

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THIS IS SO CUTE, literally just what i needed right now. i love this so much, tsukki being soft is one of my favorite things 🥺🥰💖

observant

summary: feeling insecure about yourself, you change your eating habits and your whole mindset about your body. Tsukishima Kei, your observant classmate and acquiantance, notices.

pairing: tsukishima x reader

words: 3,367

contains: implied eating disorder, angst, and fluff.

A/N: i’ve been feeling insecure about myself for the longest time, so i decided to write about it and since i’ve been obsessed with tsukki for the longest time, i wrote about him hehe. here’s to all the girls that struggle to love theirselves. pls know that you’re perfect the way you are and you don’t have to society’s standards!! 💛

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Tsukishima Kei has always been observant.

It’s the reason why he’s so good at volleyball. His keen eyes always pick up the opponents’ habits and the loopholes in their attacks, which is why he’s able to counter whatever they do. He’s constantly thinking—there’s never a moment where the gears in his head stop moving.

And that’s why he notices the way you barely eat anymore.

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elizabeth III origin story

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

Anyone done this yet?

「Keyboard Smash(⌨︎💥) Anon」

GASP LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE LITTLE FUR BABIES BEIWHWU2H2UH2UWGWYWHWH

Your art has cheered up my bad week =D

Thank you keyboard smash anon!!! Hope the rest of your week gets better! ヾ(•ω•`)o