THE WAY I LOVE THIS HEADCANNON LMFAOOOO. C’mere Mephistopheles, I’ll Give You A Kiss 😮‍💨

i want to eat this series (affectionate). normally i am not a gojo kinda girl (and i lowkey root for nanami to find a love match) but HOOOOO BOY GOJO BRIDGERTON AU

the season of thorned roses ⸺ a bridgerton!au

pairing ⸺ duke!satoru gojo x fem!reader

summary ⸺ dearest gentle reader, a new season is upon us as the ton gets ready for a season filled with drama, heartbreak, and passion. after being crowned diamond of the season, duke gojo⸺only looking to marry just to secure his inheritance⸺has his sights set on you, the easiest (and most obvious) option. later, when you catch his saying unsavory things about you on a terrace when he least suspected it, you swear to never marry gojo. as london's fashionable set goes through yet another wedding season, will there be hope for scandalous gossip, hate, and thinly veiled insults, or will we witness blooming love and passion?

genre/warnings ⸺ enemies to lovers, bridgerton au, angst, fluff, eventual smut, jealousy, misogyny, regency era au, gojo being infuriating, reader also being infuriating, both of them are clueless honestly, all they do is bicker 💀, some historical inaccuracies

notes from the author: im aashi, and this is my first series on this app :p for anyone who would like to know, this does end with a happy ending. ty for reading!

masterlist | drabble | fanart

chapter index

01 ⸺ the debutante

you begin to get ready for your presentation for your debut this season, and satoru steels himself to find a wife. you don't get the reception you'd wanted from some, and satoru will soon curse himself for letting his tongue loose (6.3k)

02 ⸺ the aftermath

after an eventful first ball after your debut, you continue the season with thinly veiled vexation towards gojo. but fate is not on your side; you and gojo keep encountering each other, matching fire with fire (7.8k)

03 ⸺ the manor

you and gojo have just uncovered your mothers' matchmaking scheme: a plan that sends you both to his extravagant countryside manor in kent, arriving a week earlier than the rest of the ton. the question remains—can you endure gojo's insufferable nature during this secluded stay? (8.3k)

04 ⸺ the game

satoru has some revelations about you. both you and satoru share some quite...happening days at the manor, including an eventful game of pall mall. (4.9k)

05 ⸺ the fall

gojo comes up with a strange yet tempting arrangement, but the accident that follows it may cause epiphanies for the both of you. (11.8k)

06 ⸺ the house party

you are bedridden, recovering from your wound, when gojo delivers season-changing news. the house party that follows buzzes with tension, and an unexpected arrival that sends ripples through the ton. (7.4k)

07 ⸺ the rebound

after the arrival of your dearest brother, you pursue a new angle to the season, one to prove that you, the diamond, will not be scorned. new opportunities with duke nanami arise and with it jealousy and bitterness fester in the ballroom. (6.8k)

08 ⸺ the lake

both you and gojo discover contradictory feelings lodged deep in your heart, and a confrontation (with an unexpected ally) leads to a rather....wet conclusion. (4.6k)

09 ⸺ the embers (soon!)

drabbles/headcanons

01 ⸺ gojo walking in on geto at a brothel (nsfw, not canon)

02 ⸺ gojo when you're pregnant

03 ⸺ more on geto!

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I had to… again

me meeting up with people when they’re home during college break asking the same questions over and over

Shamelessly stolen from r/baldursgate3

the power of friendship 🥰

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4.9 words | smut | nsfw, eightsome??, rebound sex, fingering, cunnigulus, fellatio, anal, double penetration, squirting. | kuroo tetsurō, bokuto kōtaro, akaashi keiji, oikawa tōru, iwaizumi hajime, hanamaki takahiro, matsukawa issei.

— if you saw my bias for akaashi no you didn’t. inspired by @satendou​. i might write some sequels to this or i might not but either way please enjoy this seijoh third year + bokuroaka gangbang! 🤍

it had started out innocently enough.

a poorly disguised attempt at cheering you up after your relationship of three years had been broken off without so much as face-to-face conversation or an apology. it had simply come to a close with an “it’s over” text which you couldn’t even respond to because your number had been blocked. and yet, in a way, after hours and days and what was bordering on weeks of salt sprinkled tears and half-eaten pints of häagen dazs macadamia nut brittle, you had begun to find some sort of clarity within the initial shock of the situation and the inevitable questions that had followed.

you had known that your ex-boyfriend had had a tendency to flirt with other girls. oikawa and akaashi had even pointed it out to you when you had started dating him with warnings that you had ignored time and time again in favor of some sort of pretense of love. 

“he cares about me,” you had repeated over and over as your friends did little to mask their skepticism, “he’ll grow out of it eventually.”

but in the end, he hadn’t grown out of it, in fact when he had realized that you were prone to turn a blind eye to his infidelity, it had only gotten more and more flagrant what with you catching him chatting up girls at random college parties and disappearing with them off to a bedroom or the bathroom while you drowned your sorrows away with a bottle of cheap champagne.

“i think he’s cheating on me,” you had slurred out one night to a half sober akaashi who had grown accustomed to the way you would readily spill your feelings out to him when you got past your fourth glass.

“so why are you still with him?” akaashi had replied, his voice the picture of nonchalance as he fought the urge to wrap his arms around you and comfort you, knowing that it would only end in rejection and an insult that he knew you ultimately didn’t mean.

“because he loves me?” your voice had involuntarily risen at the end of your sentence and akaashi had shot you a sharp and saddened look.

“who are you trying to convince?” he had answered after a while, watching with a pang of silent anger as your boyfriend had emerged from the bathroom hand in hand with a pretty first year, lipstick still staining his neck, “me or yourself?”

and, of course, in the end, he had been right, though at the time you had brushed him off with a scowl and sauntered away for a refill. because, even though you had known that deep down that your boyfriend didn’t truly love you, the fear of rejection and loneliness had been one that you simply couldn’t bear to think about. 

so you hadn’t.

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