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2 months ago

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

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This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

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1 year ago

It must be defeated immediately

3 months ago
King Arthur Flour is getting boycotted—after conservatives discover it has a baking program for people of color
The Daily Dot
King Arthur Baking Company is coming under fire for holding a competition exclusively for people of color-owned businesses and brands.

According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state. “Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure. But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.

One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining. “Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”

2 months ago
Southern Cassowary (Casuarius Casuarius), Family Casuariidae, Order Casuariiformes, Northern QLD, Australia

Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia

Photograph by Jake Wilton

6 months ago
Crocheted Seafood And Knitted Loaves Top The Menu Of Kate Jenkins’s Food-Focused Exhibitions
Crocheted Seafood And Knitted Loaves Top The Menu Of Kate Jenkins’s Food-Focused Exhibitions
Crocheted Seafood And Knitted Loaves Top The Menu Of Kate Jenkins’s Food-Focused Exhibitions
Crocheted Seafood And Knitted Loaves Top The Menu Of Kate Jenkins’s Food-Focused Exhibitions

Crocheted Seafood and Knitted Loaves Top the Menu of Kate Jenkins’s Food-Focused Exhibitions

1 year ago

Woodpeckers are insane creatures if you stop to think about it like honestly the aye aye freak finger is conceptually more sane than evolving to smack your head on trees. Glorious animal

9 months ago

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

7 months ago

It's probably not very interesting, but, I was looking through Polish paintings and noticed a trend...

It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...

Józef Chełmoński (1849-1914)

It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...

Mieczysław Korwin Piotrowski (1869-1930)

It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...
It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...
It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...

Czesław Wasilewski (Ignacy Zygmuntowicz) (1875-1947)

It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...

Jan Karmański (1887-1958)

It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...
It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...
It's Probably Not Very Interesting, But, I Was Looking Through Polish Paintings And Noticed A Trend...

Wiktor Korecki (1890-1980)

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