I Hope You Masturbate To My Blog

In the mood to spit on someone’s pussy and tease them mercilessly with my fingers and tongue

Hello again.

Where my fellow Brits at?? Get your arse down to your local polling station and put a little kiss next to the candidate you want and they will literally return the favour. Unfortunately I’m not running, so you’ll have to choose someone else. Make your vote count! ✏️🇬🇧

Not to be gross or anything, but the first person I fuck after lockdown is going to end up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting