Happy Pride Month To The Tiny Cowboy And Tiny Trojan Man From Night At The Museum

omg the weather is getting colder would be such a shame if a girl wanted to hold hands to keep them warm haha imagine that

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

the fucking Urge to live forever in the liminal space of soft lighting at 1am, lying in the arms of someone you adore where everything is soft and silent and good

I wanna kiss my friends

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

fish want me women divorce me

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

about to guillotine my legs off ♡

i’m gonna gnaw my leg off someone kill me or chop off my leg

rip oscar wilde you would’ve gone fucking insane over saltburn

I keep bouncing back and forth between "I can do this! I can relearn to live my life! I will be okay!" and, like, sobbing uncontrollably