I Hate Them So Much Why Are They Like This

Overdid

a guy can't take a spontaneous floor nap in peace? 🙄

BRUSH KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!

the only form of protest that worked in the circus.

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Hob and Dream take a break for a bit and finish in the next comic.

Operation: F.A.T.H.E.R.

Free Alternate Timeline Here-

Everyone Rejoice

👩‍🍳👩‍🍳👩‍🍳Coming up with these silly word things is harder than it looks 🤲

This AU changes the events in Father's childhood, and for a fun friendly parallel the Delightful Children have new beginnings, too--

The Creepy Kids from Across the Playground were Miss Citrine's five priority children-- Kindergartners brought together by the same tragic event in their hometown of Endsville.

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When they proved too "rambunctious" for their previous facility, they were transferred to Miss Citrine's care. As a retired superhero, she was the best suited for the job.

That doesn't mean it was easy.

✨cringe culture is dead and we can post fanfic again✨

resist the sexy soup

While that episode was a pile of unfortunately on-brand MESS. Imagine remembering it.

Horse Girl AU Master Post

just in case, my art tag

Everything else under the cut. I will be updating this constantly.

Horse Girl AU (HGAU)! In which Hob busts a wild and abused centaur by the name of Dream out of the circus and attempts to earn that horse's trust. This is difficult since Dream hates humans and wants nothing to do with them. The two go on an adventure.

I post the comics in somewhat chronological order. On occasion I will jump back to add a new beat or scene I wasn't motivated to do at the time so this master post is nice for me to flesh out previous scenes or moments while still letting everyone read things sequentially. ENJOY!

PSA: longer comics are best viewed on desktop so they can be clicked through like an animatic.

Miscellaneous comics

Height chart

A guide to centaur ears

Satellite dishes

Horse Girl AU vs Centaur AU!

Apples ( This has a nebulous location in the AU timeline. It's the first comic I did of them and it helped me establish their character dynamic <3 )

Receipt

Spoil that horse

Spoon

In the Circus

Posters

Manticori

Jailbreak!

On the Run

Don't know I'm here

Rainfall

The barn

Broom system

Tarp

Warmth

Thank fuck he's eating

Horn

Knife system

Two hearts

One pair of lungs

Bray

Ears

Preferences

Dreams

Animal magnetism

Maintenance

Don't hurt yourself ( Brushing pt.1)

Hasn't been brushed in awhile (Brushing pt.2)

Hot bath

Touch starved

Nightmares

Kick

Expectations

I don't understand

Herd

Neighbor

Convo

Fey

Morning

Dont make me regret this >:(

The Herd

Desire and Death

Foals

Destruction and more foal sketches

The HGAU ask tag

I sometimes drop lore here and I tag it when I do.

Fanart inspired by the AU

I'm gonna fuck that horse by @fishfingersandscarves

Dream horn art by @teejaystumbles

Manticori by @cloudsofcondensation

Horse girl au nsfw by @teejaystumbles

Saddle by @yellobb

Dream Circus Poster by @rexwrendraws

Dream poster embroidery by @embroiderling

Fics inspired by the AU

Old Town Road (AKA The "Hob is a Horse Girl" Fic) by @arialerendeair

Soft Hands by @delta-pavonis

Deep Seat by @delta-pavonis

Levade by @delta-pavonis

Lessons in Not Getting Caught with Your Trou Down by @sleepsonfutons

The Rope by @shadowpuppet-storyteller

All Wound Up by @seiya-starsniper

I gift every day 😌

Danganronpa Voice: DAngAnRoNPa

*funky mystery music*

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HAPPY TEN YEARS OF FNAF!!!!!!!🐻🦊🐰🐥

A LOVELY RAG DOLLY