Not Criston taking both Hightower siblings
So unfair
(Teach me your ways Criston pls I’m begging you)
Guys Alicent didn’t agree with Rhaenyra that Aegon needs to die we all just hallucinated that scene together!!!!
Midwife: Aw, what a lovely baby. Do you have a name, yet?
Aegon: Yeah, Aegon
Midwife: What a lovely name
Aegon: Thanks *turns to Helaena* what do you think we should call the baby?
Midwife: . . .
Helaena: . . .
Alicent: *wakes up because she feels something grab her* What the- Aegon?
Aegon: *peeks his head out from under the covers* It’s Helaena, she’s doing it again
Alicent: *sighs* She’s your wife Aegon
Aegon: BUT SHE STANDS ABOVE ME AND STARES AT ME UNTIL I WAKE UP!
Hotd AU where Luke gives Aemond his eye
*Comes back from Storms End*
Aemond: Mummy, I have a gift for you!
Alicent: Really? *smiles* I’m assuming that means that everything went well then
Aemond: Oh, it went better than expected *gives her a little box*
Alicent: I’m so proud of y- GREAT HEAVENS
Aemond: Mummy do you like it? 🥺
Aegon: Mother that guy that is always skulking around you is really weird
Alicent: Who? Criston?
Aegon: No the other one
*Both (+Criston) look at Larys trying to hide behind a tree*