Aegon During Small Council Meetings

Alicent: Children there’s something me and Criston would like to tell you

Criston: *smiles and grabs her hand*

Alicent: We’re together

Helaena and Aemond: We know

Daeron: Congratulations!

Aegon: Does this mean I have to call you dad?

Criston: Oh, that’s not nec-

Aegon: *already pulling out a huge bag full of „N. 1 Dad” things*

*Young Rhaenicent*

Alicent: Hey, are you okay?

Rhaenyra: Yeah, why?

Alicent: It’s just that when we were flying on Syrax you didn’t point and say “cows” when you saw them

Honestly though imagine being one of the High Lords and having to deal with Rhysand.

No accountability. No genuine sorry. Infuriating to listen to.

But you don’t have just him. You also have the IC. Like those people are not diplomatic at all and just do whatever they want.

Alicent: *whispering* Damn, he’s so annoying

Criston: *bursts through the door* I’LL KILL HIM!

Aemond: *jumps off of Vhagar to burst through the window* NO MUMMMY I’LL DO IT!”

Larys: *bursts through a secret passage way* NO IT’S MY TURN!

Alicent: What the f-

I still think Coach Scott is alive!!!!

(Please let me drown in my delusion)

When I show up to the „Alicent’s biggest fan” competition but Criston Cole is already there