Look At My Delulu Thoughts

chimney sighs heavily: im bisexual!

maddie:

maddie: oh my gOd i had no idea! this is such a huge surprise i think im going to have a heart attack im SO–

chimney: you knEW?

maddie: you didn't?

chimney:

maddie: im bi too by the way

chimney: wHAT?!

albert: my god chimney, even i knew that one

i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

favorite what if fr

the two horsemen of the bisexual apocalypse

not tara giving emily bed eyes 😭

TEMILY

kate: we should dig a hole in the park and name it “love”

alex: uh, but why?

kate: so we can watch people fall in love!

alex:

derek: I HAVE A SHOVEL–

alex: NO!

not to b a whore, but when i say that alex blake, jennifer jareau n emily prentiss can take turns folding me like a pretzel n putting me thru the mattress, i mean that w everything in me.

Derek: do they make transparent coffins? 

Emily: 

Derek: i want you to have a clear coffin when you die. 

Emily:

Derek: just for certainty.

Emily: 

Derek: cool. glad we agree. 

Emily:

Emily:

chloe: oooh, somebody has a crush on beca!

aubrey: that's funny. i don't tho. it's not like i stay up at night, lying awake thinking about her.

*the next day*

aubrey, with eyebags: this is your fault.

chloe: You're welcome.

SHES A LESBIAN