Hotch: how’s the team building exercise going?
Rossi: i want to be perfectly clear: i had nothing to do with this.
*Hotch looks to the team in a cheer pyramid*
Emily, kneeling in human pyramid: rossi is making a terrible spotter, Hotch. he looked away from our building FOUR times.
Reid, wobbling at top of human pyramid: i would like to propose that JJ takes my spot as flyer, i don’t like the look in Derek’s eyes.
Derek, feet firmly planted on the ground: my job is back spot, man! i help airlift you into the air- *claps hands, his smile grows* now fall back already!
JJ, perfectly fine: besides, Spence, we both know i’m stronger than you to hold the team as the base.
Garcia: JJ’s right. but i want to know why i am also on the bottom?? i can’t rally you guys from down here. Emily: Garcia, you are a part of this team. haha, see what i did there? a part? a part of the building?
Hotch: this is not what i meant by team building.
Hotch: however, this is strangely impressive.
rossi: how’d the doctors appointment go?
alex: actually really well, she said i was super artistic.
rossi: blake… i think she meant-
hotch: don’t. you. dare.
IM SOBBING 😭
Buck: Is it okay if Eddie comes over later? Athena: Are you two dating? Buck, embarrassed: Mom! Not cool! Athena: I'm taking that as a yes. Keep the door open at all times, we don't want Bobby to have a heart attack when he comes home. Buck: ...Fine, whatever. It's not like I was going to make out with my boyfriend while you guys were still in the house. Athena: Uh-huh, I believe you. Love you! Buck: Hmm, love you too.
Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box
canon.
imagine jj and emily having a night off right. they both decide to go to a gay club (both for the first time just to see what it's like) and they RUN INTO EACH OTHER..and i just imagine it to go like this
jj: oh my god
emily: oh my god
jj: YOURE GAY???
emily: are YOU gay???
jj: yes but i didn't know you were!!!
emily: im literally so fucking gay its not even funny...wanna fuck?
jj: um YES
the things that pop in my head sometimes idk😭
she was trying so hard not to laugh
Alex's little smile at this omg
they're so unserious
they did not, in fact, remember it fondly, as they were not, in fact, on the show in season one
After all that chaos, two *friends* decided to go together. As friends of course.
Someone just insulted Carlos, so Evie is now roasting that person :>
Derek: do they make transparent coffins?
Emily:
Derek: i want you to have a clear coffin when you die.
Emily:
Derek: just for certainty.
Emily:
Derek: cool. glad we agree.
Emily:
Emily: