PUH-LEASE I MADE DOMA MY BITCH

STOP CALLING ME OUT-

Pretty privilege is definitely a thing bc i Just know if an ugly character *cough cough gyoko* acted the way Douma does We would be like NAHHH what I'm trying to say is

Your crimes are forgiven if you're a fictional male bbygirl that's pretty and also silly

"No," he told me.

No, my ass.

-Kyan Reki, Nov. 4, 2022

do you have something you’d like to confess Kojiro?

"Kaoru isn't even allowed near the stove."

Nako: Yup, pretty accurate.

Mactcablossom Questions

1. Who wakes up first? Kojiro is a natural early bird, and the other members of his family will never stop questioning it.

2. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? Kaoru of course, he hates waking up, and usually, getting him out of bed requires an offering of food and lots of kisses.

3. Who takes longer getting ready? Kaoru takes forever getting ready, and it kills Kojiro cause he just wants to take a dang shower.

4. When they can't sleep, what do they do? A side-effect of Kojiro's anxiety is occasional insomnia, so sleepless nights are pretty common for him. When they do happen, he usually goes downstairs and eats microwave ramen while watching late-night television.

7. Who comes up with the cheesy pick-up lines? 100% Kojiro, and Kaoru pretends to hate them when in reality he thinks it's adorable. ~ Ex: Kojiro: Man, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you. Kaoru:  *face beet red and trying not to giggle* O-Oh my GOD, Kojiro.

11. Who rearranges the bookshelf/DVD shelf in alphabetical order? Kaoru did this constantly while he was pregnant with Miya, and it drove Kojiro mad lol

12. Who does the hands-over-the-eyes "Guess Who" thing? Kojiro did it once and Kaoru accidentally punched him in the gut, because he thought someone was trying to attack him.

14. Who's prone to road rage? Kojiro is a pretty chill guy, but when it comes to bad drivers he goes insane, once Kaoru had to hold him back from jumping out the car after someone almost hit them on the highway.

15. Who's prone to wearing socks indoor (or to sleep)? Kojiro made Kaoru start wearing socks to bed after he got fed up with cold feet touching him every night.

16. Who reminds the other to put on sunscreen before going to the beach (or pool)? Kaoru has to constantly remind Kojiro and Kadence that just because they're naturally tan doesn't mean they won't get a sunburn.

17. Who carries all the important documents while traveling? Kaoru is the official family important document holder by majority vote.

19. Who puts their cold hands/feet on the other? Kaoru is the one who's constantly cold, meanwhile his husband is a walking furnace. Kaoru's feet and hands are like I C E and Kojiro is often woken up by a sudden surge of cold in the middle of the night.

20. What do they argue about? They mostly argue about small stuff that doesn't impact their lives at all.

22. Who texts more often? When Kaoru is working from his studio, Kojiro will constantly text him silly gifs and hearts and kissy faces, because he knows it'll make Kaoru laugh.

24. Who's the better cook? Kaoru isn't even allowed near the stove.

25. Who mistakes salt for sugar? Kaoru.

26. Who puts the fork in the microwave? Kaoru.

27. Who cooks at 2 in the morning? Kojiro stress bakes, and once Kaoru found him in the kitchen at 2:30 in the morning baking his third batch of vanilla cupcakes. He had to literally wrestle the spoon away from Kojiro and drag him back to bed.

28. Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1 a.m.? Kojiro.

29. Who licks the spoon when they're baking brownies? Kojiro does this all the time, even after Kaoru told him he could get salmonella.

30. Who likes doing the dishes? Neither of them, and if neither of them wants to sometimes pay one of the kids to do it

31. Who has bigger cravings? What are they? Kaoru LOVES Italian food, and even though he has an Italian husband at his disposal, he takes the time out of his day to drive to their local Italian restaurant and stock up on food to bring back to his studio.

32. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? Both of them.

33. How do they eat ice cream? What's their favorite flavors? Kojiro bites his ice cream, which confuses and angers Kaoru as well as their children. (His favorite flavor is chocolate chunk)

34. Do they go on dates? What are they like? Kojiro and Kaoru always make sure to have a date night every month, and they usually go out to dinner and then do an activity, like playing mini-golf or taking a ghost tour.

36. Which one is the secret snuggler? Kaoru. Kojiro is basically a humanized Golden Retriever, and while he'll cuddle his husband anywhere, Kaoru will only cuddle when they're at home or by themselves.

39. Who leaves little notes in the other one's lunch? (Bonus: What does it say?) Kojiro will leave notes in Kaoru's lunch for work everyday, and reading them always makes Kaoru's day a little better :)

40. Who is the most affectionate? Kojiro comes from a large Italian family, and with a large Italian family comes lots of affection, so he's a hugger :)

41. Who is the big spoon/little spoon? Kaoru doesn't like to admit it, but he likes being the little spoon ;)

42. What is their favorite physical feature of their partner? Kojiro's favorite feature is Karou's hips and thighs, he just can't help himself ;} Karou's favorite feature of Kojiro's is his face, especially ever since he grew a stubble.

44. What are their favorite nicknames for each other? Kaoru's favorite nickname for Kojiro is Koji, and Kojiro's for Kaoru is Blossom

46. Who initiates kisses? Kojiro loves to pounce on Kaoru when he's most vulnerable and smother him with kisses anywhere he can reach, his face, his chest, his neck, his shoulders, ANYWHERE.

47. Who says I love you first? How did it happen? Kaoru said it first, they were sitting in Kojiro's room and watching a movie.

48. Who tells their friends/family about their relationship first? Kojiro's family figured it out all on their own, and when he and Kaoru came out they were like, "Yeah we figured, you thought you were being low-key about it?"

49. What do they do when they're away from each other? They FaceTime every night.

@tsuunytsuun

Me: She is beauty

Me: She is grace

Tsuun: She'll kick you in the face

Me: I want her to sit on my face

Tsuun: What

Me: What

(For context I AI generated a character and this is how she came out:)

For more about her, shoot me an ask

THIS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

Like I am on the aroace spectrum, but I have never seen someone I want to rail, whether fictional or not Tsuunifer keep your mouth shut if you know what's good for you yes I think some characters are pretty, but in a sense that makes me want to cuddle them and braid their hair and go to the petting zoo, not fuck them

Is that weird? Maybe.

Am I going to change? Hell no.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

So y'all remember Carter?

We were discussing Genshin Impact, and I said the whole fandom should collectively agree on Xingqiu and Chongyun together, to which he replied, "can two dudes just be friends and not let it get weird?!" Reminder: This is the guy who said Bakugo doesn't deserve love. I told him in return, "can a man and a woman be friends and not let it get weird?" And he deadass looked me in the eyes and said:

"No, Aina."

I was SO CLOSE to doing something that would've landed me in detention.

Headcanon: Oka isn't just good at the skateboard crafting business - he's also a great mechanic. Shadow knows this. So he constantly finds a way to mess up his car by sticking plastic into the air vents or dumping orange juice on the engine or shit like that. Oka fixes it all but sometimes there's nothing wrong with the vehicle whatsoever. At the end of the day, it's just an excuse for Shadow to see Oka.

Bonus: Reki found out, and Shadow didn't have the money to compensate him fairly, so now Shadow has to babysit Miya anytime Reki says.

I've been working on pieces for #ShadokaWeek over on Twitter, this one's my favorite so far 🥺💕 love these mens

Enmu and Rui

Enmu and Rui are sitting in a tree on Mt. Natagumo

Enmu, swooning: Ohhhh, Rui~! You won't believe what happened to me today~!!

Rui, playing with a spiderweb in his fingers: That's nice, Enmu

Enmu: Lord Muzan complimented me~! He said I was the most competent of the Lower Moons~! No offense to you, though, dear friend~!

Rui: That's nice, Enmu

Enmu: I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't caught in one of my own dreams~!!!

Rui: That's nice, Enmu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MORE FICS!

Thanks to @xxtc-96xx and their Mew and Mewtwo series for this

NEVER

Went to see Across The Spiderverse today, 12/10 movie UvU