You Would Not Believe Your Eyes, If 10 Thousand Fireflies, Had Gay Sex Before They All Died

I have some very important information that I need the world to know about.

disclosing this information will get me in some huge trouble with Big Butterknife but I am shouldering that burden to get this information to you.

You can use Back of Spoon instead of Butter Knife.

it spreads peanut butter, cream cheese, jelly, and all sorts of things just as well as Butter Knife.

I hope this information finds you well. take care

“Brother, why do you still walk on four legs, we have been liberated, stand…”

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society is healing

Magpies are so cool looking like how is this a real creature I see on a daily basis

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

he is so perfect

He's so cute i wanna curb stomp him