I Just Know These Mfs Would Eat Each Other Alive

completely honest, I agree. prime could not come back at all and I would be fine with it (buuut that doesn't mean I wouldn't be going crazy jumping on the walls if he came back) I would love to see their back story more but I'm afraid Rick and Morty writers might not have the balls to explore it the way they explored Beth and Space Beth romance

Yeah I know everyone is focusing on the homoerotic subtext regarding Prime and Rick crossing arm wires when fighting, but I think we should also consider it might also have a utilitarian purpose.

I.e. if Prime returns, it's probably because he uploaded himself like a virus into C-137's mainframe.

If the writers choose to bring Prime back then this would be the way that makes the most sense to me. I don't like the idea that C-137 would bring him back on purpose because what would the conclusion be? Rick bringing him back to life and then killing him over and over again to give his life meaning? It would be just as pointless and empty as killing him once was.

But Prime coming back of his own violation? That would give rick all kinds of breakdowns.

Though possibly unpopular opinion: I'm fine if that was the end of Prime. He doesn't need to be brought back. There's still so much about Rick's past we don't know that can make future lore episodes compelling.

mentally, i'm here

what a bitch.

my very silly theory is:

a) sebastian wasn't well liked within the teachers circle at all or

b) the two of them (sebastian and the head master of green house) had immaculate beef

i find both ideas very funny but my second point especially bc consider this:

*no matter what sebastian does seems so effortlessly perfect and it gets on his nerves*

"there's something off putting about him, tf is his deal"

"what do you mean *insert the name of GH headmaster*? he's just very good at his job."

*sebastian sneakily makes fun of him all the time bc he senses, he unsettles the man (and finds it hilarious)*

i wonder... why prime kept himself young? the concept could go well with his narcissism but if nothing doesn't matter in the end, why does he care?

loophole! I think he's not as detached as he would love us to believe. because, he cares about being superior, if he was so sure of himself he would consider himself superior either way, young or old.

also I think he likes being young, what a little diva, so obsessed with himself. gotta love him for that.

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they are gay for each other, you honor.

they about to get freaky

(click for better quality bc Tumblr fuck's it up everytime ugh)

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

our personalities would clash like crazy (also I'm a recovering alcoholic) but the things I would do to this man, guy's... and the way he has this habit of affectionately calling women in his life sugar, sweetheart, princess... argh!!! makes my knees buckle and sets my insides on fire!!!

can we all agree that rick sanchez is fine