Ik Sex Isn’t Real Cause I’ve Never Had It Before

*incorrectly placing a comma* oh hell yeah! this looks good. i’m so smart.

― Matt Haig, The Midnight Library

Perhaps I am three-parts dead. Perhaps "he was no one to give advice."

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

a solid visual representation of me in a bookstore

guys please i don’t need therapy i can just post on tumblr for free

im really funny once you get past my 7 awkward attempts at a joke