Naming The Female Razor Brand Venus Is So Personally Offensive To Me....you Think Venus The Goddess Of

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone

(HOT tulip guy

(with stone of wise

the euphoria of clicking on a random youtube video about an obscure topic and then realizing it was made by a trans woman

The so-called "walking popcorn bug" is actually a flatid planthopper nymph covered with a protective layer of waxy white filament, like a cottony cushion.

big mood 

you could say literally anything on livejournal. this was posted in a my chemical romance community.

ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry