"oh Deary Me! How Could We Possibly Entertain Ourselves After Becoming Immortal And Exhasuting Everything

juice he4dc4nons??

im not really great at headcanons 😭😭 i guess the closest thing would be that i think juice would be good friends with spigot from bonequest/jerkcity. maybe even friends with everyone from bonequest/jerkcity.

(sorry for switching up the blog, im a bad tumblrer) WHAT IS THIS SUPER BOOP YOU HAVE GIVEN ME

feel free to boop me <3

I am going to be so normal about this

sometimes people call me graph17776 instead of graph100 (lie)

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

Obrigad@ a toda a gente que contribuiu para os 50 favoritos!

"cum caneco", says tumblr

thx tho. i think this project will be cool

this happened

it's so on brand that JUICE nearly launched on fucking 4/13 only for it to get delayed because of weather. still. it would have been very funny

JUICE GETS LAUNCHED ON 4/13??? YOU MEAN THE SATELLITE THAT INSPIRED THE CHARACTER FROM THE STORY EVERYONE COMPARES TO HOMESTUCK GETS LAUNCHED ON HOMESTUCK DAY????? HELLO?????